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Last night about 3.00am I thought I heard Mum say “Can you help me?” So went to her bedroom, she seemed to be asleep but I woke her up. Five or ten minutes later she came to ask if I had woken her and I said I did and explained. She is pretty deaf so dunno how much she heard of my explanation.

How the hell could I imagine a sentence like that being spoken?