The song remains the same ....

mothra

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:ROFL1:ROFL1:ROFL1

@DonDeeHippy

reminds me of something that happened on the weekend. We were driving to a concert ('Bullhorn' ...big brass band and with a rapper as lead singer ... bloody awesome) when the oldest lets out a 'ohh my gosh' and starts giggling in the back seat ... the radio in my car puts up the name of the song playing on the display, and the song happened to be 'sexual healing' by Marvin Gaye

So I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to do my own version of the 'it's to keep the rabbits out' moment :groan... I told him that sexual healing was what you sought when your weewee was sore. My wife looked at me and shook her head in disgust. Then she said something like ' Eddie (my youngest) is going to ask for sexual healing every time his weewee is sore now (which is often as he won't leave it alone) ... 'imagine when he gets a sore weewee at school and asks the teacher for some sexual healing or when we're out at the shops and he says it out aloud'😮

:smirk:smirk

You're a class act, Banana Man.
 

pinkeye

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oh dear

somehow I have just lost a message to Mothra..

The Doors
Matt Taylor
The Dingoes
Broderick Crawford
Morning of the Earth

The Dingoes

Way out west
where the rain don't fall
Been working for a company
drilling for oil
Living, living and working
on the land......
 

mothra

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thanks.
Curious, how would you have replied to his query ... keep in mind he's 8

I have always been completely candid with my kids about sex and procreation so i just would have just told him the truth ... with as little detail as possible.

In your situation, i may have just said he wants to make a baby. Sucks though, when they corner you like that.
 

johnsmith

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I have always been completely candid with my kids about sex and procreation so i just would have just told him the truth ... with as little detail as possible.

In your situation, i may have just said he wants to make a baby. Sucks though, when they corner you like that.
I was driving at the time. I'll laugh so hard if his teacher complains that he asked for sexual healing ... keep in mind that he's the one who has gotten in trouble several times for playing with 'it' at school:ROFL1
 

mothra

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I was driving at the time. I'll laugh so hard if his teacher complains that he asked for sexual healing ... keep in mind that he's the one who has gotten in trouble several times for playing with 'it' at school:ROFL1
:ROFL1

Ahh boy childs. Honestly, the things lower primary teachers must hear.
 

johnsmith

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:ROFL1

Ahh boy childs. Honestly, the things lower primary teachers must hear.
My wife is horrified at it .. she gets so embarrassed whenever the teacher mentions it (twice this year)... I've tried telling her to relax, it's normal, but she stresses out over it.
 

mothra

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My wife is horrified at it .. she gets so embarrassed whenever the teacher mentions it (twice this year)... I've tried telling her to relax, it's normal, but she stresses out over it.

It took a fair bit of coaching from the men in my life for me to chill out about my son's shenanigans. You boys really are odd.
 

greggerypeccary

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oh dear

somehow I have just lost a message to Mothra..

The Doors
Matt Taylor
The Dingoes
Broderick Crawford
Morning of the Earth

The Dingoes

Way out west
where the rain don't fall
Been working for a company
drilling for oil
Living, living and working
on the land......
I assume you mean Broderick Smith.

Great musician.

I flew from Perth to Sydney with The Dingoes once.

They were pretty pissed 🍻
 

greggerypeccary

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Well it is a LOOOOONG way, even in a plane :giggle:

Of course.. gawd... Broderick SMITH.. sheesh.. the other dude was a yank actor.
Actually, they got pissed at the tiny little bar in Perth airport (it was during the renovation period).

I didn't think they'd be allowed on the plane, but they were.

And yes John, I was pissed too.

They kept buying me beers, and I didn't want to be rude.
 
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