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HBS Guy

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Teacher was asking the class questions:

“What do chickens give us?” asked teacher. Goody goody Jane put up her hand “Eggs Miss!”
“Very good, Jane” said teacher. “What do pigs give us?”

One of the boys thought then put up his hand “Bacon, Miss!”
“Very good Peter,” said teacher “And what do big fat cows give us?”

Voice from the back row “Lots of homework!”
 

HBS Guy

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Johnny asked his Dad what was between Mum’s legs. “Paradise” said Dad.

“And what is between your legs?” “The keys to Paradise”

Johnny “Better change the lock, the next door neighbor has the same key.”
 

DreamRyderX

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How ugly was she?

She was known as a "two-bagger."

That's a girl who's so ugly, not only do you have to put a bag over her head, you have to put a bag over your own head in case her bag rips.


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DreamRyderX

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A SHORT BUT TRUE STORY

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day. The end.
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DreamRyderX

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A lady walks into her daughter's room, and her daughter's doing herself with her vibrator.

She says, "My God! What are you doing?!!"

The daughter says, "Ma, I'm forty fukin' years old. I don't even have a freekin' boyfriend. I'll never get married! This is my husband."

A few minutes later, her father walks in, and she's doing herself with the vibrator.
He says "My God! What are you doing?"

The daughter says "Daddy, I'm forty fukin' years old. I don't even have a freekin' boyfriend. I'll never get married. This is my husband."


The next day, the mother and daughter go out shopping.

When they get home, they walk into the kitchen, and there's the father...he's got a martini in one hand, and he's got the vibrator buzzing away in his ass!

The mother says, "My God! WTF are you doing??!!"

He says with a wink, "I'm having a drink with my new son-in-law."

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HBS Guy

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Yeah, what is the point of a decaf???? Other than to keep someone company I suppose.

Trying to adjust to making one cup in my barista machine. Reckon will try running for 5 seconds, if still overextracted and bitter, reduce amount of coffee from 8g to 5g I suppose. I have a book on coffee—recipes must be for a pint cup! Coffee mugs are fine for big cup of instant on waking up. I use a small cup for concentrated coffee flavor or a somewhat bigger cup for a milkier, longer drink, never a mug!
 
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