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HBS Guy

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$1000* will get you a pretty solid, brandy–fed fruitcake. Feed you for 6 months!

Amazing kilo-age of dried fruit, eggs (14 countem 14) etc.negot






*negotiable but not that much.
 
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HBS Guy

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Fartiest dog. <Sigh>

I once had he company of a delightful, loving, dainty chihuahua. Without any effort she could release arse gas that would clear the MCG in a gale. My rambunctious half–Jack Russell terrier, more than three times Tiffany’s weight, ten times her deviltry—her farts were bubble bath in comparison to my dainty (but haughty!) chi.
 

HBS Guy

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Hmmmmmm OK, lemme price the ingredients. . .this will be a pretty major logistic operation, 4 hours of baking besides the ingredients and the “feeding” with brandy.

You accept my price, you might just find some other goodies in the package. Don’t pike about the cost, OK? Will do some costings and let you know.
 
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