Ima da Sheriff
This has GOT to be an all time winner!
After yesterday finding out that my youngest (9yrs old) had been throwing his sandwiches in the bin at school every day (apparently because he doesn't like ham sandwiches), he was told he'd have to make his own lunch from now on.
This morning wifey dearest asked him if he had made his lunch? He replied proudly that he had. Wifey inquired as to what he had made for lunch. He replied 'a sandwich'. Wifey asked what did you put in it? He replied 'ham, cheese, tomato and lettuce'. Wifey was flabbergasted ... 'but that's how I make it and you throw it away'.
Youngest son replied 'mummy, you know that research show that children who prepare their own food have a greater incentive to eat them, right?'
wifey was gobsmacked