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How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby mothra » 09 Aug 2018, 20:49

Barnaby Releases Book, Podcast Series, TV Show And Live Tour In Desperate Bid For Privacy

Reminding customers that his new tell-all book is available in all good bookstores, former Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce made a desperate plea for privacy today, adding that he has a new TV show and podcast series in the works.

“Please, let’s put an end to this intrusion,” Mr Joyce said, flipping through the pages of the book which describe intimate details of his sex life and most private moments. “This constant interest in my personal life has to stop. And you can subscribe to my new podcast – where I’ll explain exactly who I had sex with, and where – wherever you normally get your podcasts”.

Mr Joyce said the past few months had been trying and that tickets to his new live show were on sale on Monday. “Vikki and I just want to get on with our lives, which we’ll be broadcasting as part of my new reality TV show, At Home With Barnaby, seven o’clock Wednesday nights. Make sure you tune in then”.


http://www.theshovel.com.au/2018/08/09/barnaby-releases-book-podcast-series-tv-show-and-live-tour-in-desperate-bid-for-privacy/?wp-nocache=true
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby johnsmith » 09 Aug 2018, 21:15

How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?


he's history now. Irrelevant.
FD.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby pinkeye » 09 Aug 2018, 23:16

?? Not interested.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby greggerypeccary » 12 Aug 2018, 16:38

We don't have a thread on a dried up piece of dog shit either.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby Bongalong » 13 Aug 2018, 15:07

FOR THE SAME REASON THIS COUNTRY IS NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS THE SHAMED MAYHEM OF CAPITAL L IBERAL VOTERS VOTING FOR COPPER INTERNET FOR THE KIDS KIDS KIDS THEY HAD TO HAVE TO GET ON THE PROPERTY LADDER.

This country is full of shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby mothra » 13 Aug 2018, 15:22

It really was just a thread to dump the Shovel piece. We can all calm down now.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby HBS Guy » 13 Aug 2018, 15:27

I did like Greg’s contribution.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby mothra » 13 Aug 2018, 15:46

HBS Guy wrote:I did like Greg’s contribution.



It was only half right. Fresh is much nastier.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby HBS Guy » 13 Aug 2018, 16:11

I Barnaby fresh though? I would have said well past his use by date.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby mothra » 13 Aug 2018, 16:43

HBS Guy wrote:I Barnaby fresh though? I would have said well past his use by date.


Well it's just that he's still offensive to so many senses.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby HBS Guy » 13 Aug 2018, 17:19

Ocular and aural senses, common sense and I am sure when he has had his usual gallon of booze to the olfactory as well.

The last two senses I will not even speculate about. Ask Vicki.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby mothra » 13 Aug 2018, 17:38

HBS Guy wrote:Ocular and aural senses, common sense and I am sure when he has had his usual gallon of booze to the olfactory as well.

The last two senses I will not even speculate about. Ask Vicki.


Makes my skin crawl too.

And then there is justice, decency and reason.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby HBS Guy » 13 Aug 2018, 18:52

Reason was left behind in the womb and decency ended up in his first nappies, justice is justice for barnyard.
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Re: How come we don't have a thread on Baarnaby?

Postby pinkeye » 15 Aug 2018, 03:00

mothra wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:I Barnaby fresh though? I would have said well past his use by date.


Well it's just that he's still offensive to so many senses.


And he will always be 'on the nose'.
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