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Lions eat poachers

Postby mothra » 06 Jul 2018, 09:52

At least two rhinoceros poachers eaten by lions on South African game reserve

At least two rhino poachers have been eaten by lions on a South African game reserve, the owner of the lodge said.

A ranger taking guests at the Sibuya Game Reserve in the Eastern Cape on a safari drive on Tuesday afternoon discovered human remains close to a pride of lions.

"We suspect two were killed, possibly three," Sibuya owner Nick Fox said.

An axe and three pairs of shoes and gloves were found later when police and an anti-poaching unit arrived.

The lions had been heard making a commotion in the early hours of Monday.

"We thought they must have been rhino poachers but the axe confirmed it," Mr Fox said.

South Africa is home to more than 80 per cent of the world's rhinos, whose population has been depleted by poaching for buyers in Vietnam and China where rhino horn is coveted as an ingredient in traditional medicine.

More than 1,000 rhinos were killed in South Africa last year.

Earlier this year lions killed and ate a poacher, leaving only his head and some remains.

Last year lions were found poisoned near a farm in the province with their heads and paws cut off.

Body parts of lions are also used in traditional medicine.
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby mothra » 06 Jul 2018, 09:55

“It Was A Tragedy” Lions Who Killed Poachers Say They Forgot To Take Selfie For Social Media

The pride of lions who attacked and killed a group of rhino poachers in a South African game park say they have made a grave and regrettable error by not capturing the image for socials.

“That would’ve been 10,000 likes minimum,” Greg, one of the lions told journalists this morning.

“Just imagine. Me sitting there smiling next to a human head I’d hacked off. People love that shit. I would’ve looked so cool”.

He said he forgot to take a snap because he got caught up in the excitement. “It kinda made the whole thing a waste of time. You spend all night tracking and hunting these guys, then you finally kill them and you’ve got nothing to show for it. Now people won’t know how big and scary I am”.

He said he was getting the human heads stuffed to put on the wall of his den.

http://www.theshovel.com.au/2018/07/06/ ... cache=true
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby HBS Guy » 06 Jul 2018, 09:58

I read about the lions eating the poachers! Loved it!

Rhino horn used in traditional Chinese mumbo jumbo.

The horn is keratin, hair. It slightly reduces a fever, not nearly as well as aspirin, and for that whole species of rhino are being wiped out!
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby johnsmith » 06 Jul 2018, 10:15

Karmas a bitch ain't it! :read
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby HBS Guy » 06 Jul 2018, 10:27

Couldn’t get any bitchier!

The tranquilised the lions to recover body parts! Urgle yurgle!
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby DonDeeHippy » 06 Jul 2018, 10:48

problem is that the actual poachers r probably just guys trying to get by, feed family etc.. Its the bastards that create the demand, id like to see in a loin cage. :thumb
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby DonDeeHippy » 06 Jul 2018, 12:20

I saw a comment today that Scott Pruitt resigned and 3 poachers got eaten... Today is a good day :) :bgrin
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby johnsmith » 06 Jul 2018, 12:32

DonDeeHippy wrote:I saw a comment today that Scott Pruitt resigned and 3 poachers got eaten... Today is a good day :) :bgrin

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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby mothra » 06 Jul 2018, 13:58

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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby MilesAway » 06 Jul 2018, 14:01

mothra wrote:Image

If we had big brains we could stop the poachers!
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby pinkeye » 07 Jul 2018, 00:58

DonDeeHippy wrote:I saw a comment today that Scott Pruitt resigned and 3 poachers got eaten... Today is a good day :) :bgrin


Yes..it is. Plenty too many useless humans in the world.
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby pinkeye » 07 Jul 2018, 01:00

DonDeeHippy wrote:problem is that the actual poachers r probably just guys trying to get by, feed family etc.. Its the bastards that create the demand, id like to see in a loin cage. :thumb


Hmm a loin cage cage huh? Nah can't say I'd want to see that... but... dead ENTREPRENEURS ? yeah .. that's something to aim for.
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby pinkeye » 07 Jul 2018, 02:09

….meaning..the brokers that pay the poachers.
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby Bongalong » 07 Jul 2018, 13:27

pinkeye wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote:I saw a comment today that Scott Pruitt resigned and 3 poachers got eaten... Today is a good day :) :bgrin


Yes..it is. Plenty too many useless humans in the world.

..and you count yourself as useful do you?

May I ask why?
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby pinkeye » 08 Jul 2018, 02:25

? No .. you may not.

I know, and the people that matter to me know, as do many many unknowns.... life changing.

poachers ? family men? well that is something else altogether, and if the poachers are bush people, FAMILY MEN they'll NOT be spending their VERY ILL-GOTTEN gains on piss and pleasure. But ? it's a short-term thing... they'll kill everything valuable to someone somewhere, OFF.. till they're ALL GONE.

Then? if they still live, they'll traffic human beings. A much more lucrative crop. Or die, in their stead.

This is not a vast happy world. Why? because ...?
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Re: Lions eat poachers

Postby Bongalong » 08 Jul 2018, 13:42

pinkeye-the-pious-one :zzzz :zzzz
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