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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby Vulcan » 05 Mar 2018, 23:19

pinkeye wrote:
Vulcan wrote:
MilesAway wrote:Vulcan is fuck all like the rest of his liberal voting scum mates :bgrin

Hey, go copper internet yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :b


That's not remotely funny or witty.
Did you laugh at yourself in the mirror with that one?


I'd bet you look in the mirror and CRY. Poor bastard.


Yep, because I see you standing right behind me like a hoax ghost photo - when you're really an apparition of my 'fart'.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby pinkeye » 05 Mar 2018, 23:53

Vulcan wrote:
pinkeye wrote:
Vulcan wrote:
MilesAway wrote:Vulcan is fuck all like the rest of his liberal voting scum mates :bgrin

Hey, go copper internet yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :b


That's not remotely funny or witty.
Did you laugh at yourself in the mirror with that one?


I'd bet you look in the mirror and CRY. Poor bastard.


Yep, because I see you standing right behind me like a hoax ghost photo - when you're really an apparition of my 'fart'.


:bgrin :bgrin

that's funny. :bgrin

Hey I SMELL SWEET. :rofl :rofl :rofl :grn

HELP HELP I need oxygen.. :rofl
sleeping is good for you
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 16:05

Australia believes it could survive with Michaelia Cash being unemployed

It has been revealed today in a morning newspoll that most Australian voters would be perfectly able to go about their day to day lives if Liberal backbencher Michaelia Cash were unemployed. While Australia knows that it would have a cut back on certain lifestyle choices, such as leaking important federal police raids to the media and falsely accusing opposition politicians of sleeping with their staffers, ultimately the Australian public say they would be able to get through the rough period without the Liberal Party backbencher.
The newspoll was today conducted after Cash stated that she believes she could live off the newstart allowance, because she once spent time backpacking on holiday, an experience that she suggested was like being on the unemployment benefit as she too, “drank a lot of goon and partied a lot, just like other unemployed people.”

“I understand that people who are unemployed often have to chose between feeding themselves or paying for necessities such as internet, but I had to pay 10 cents a minute in a run down internet cafe in France to search up the hottest nightclubs in Europe,” said Cash empathetically, “and after that night on the town, I too was unable to eat the next morning.”

The Liberal Party has come out strongly against the Newspoll findings, stating in a press release, “The Liberal Party stands with Michaelia Cash, and we will not let her lose her job due to the findings of a single newspoll, they don’t even really matter. The Liberal Party is the only truly fiscally conservative party in the nation and thus we are determined to save Cash.”

http://chaser.com.au/general-news/australia-believes-it-could-survive-with-michaelia-cash-being-unemployed/
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby johnsmith » 07 May 2018, 16:27

:giggle :giggle
FD.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby greggerypeccary » 07 May 2018, 16:40

johnsmith wrote::giggle :giggle


I've posted it at OzPol.

Thanks mothra.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 16:42

greggerypeccary wrote:
johnsmith wrote::giggle :giggle


I've posted it at OzPol.

Thanks mothra.


Well done ... but how do you do that fancy link insertion though? Always meant to ask.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby HBS Guy » 07 May 2018, 17:36

“. . .{url=(link)}blah blah{/url} . . . .”

where you use [] where I used {}
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby HBS Guy » 07 May 2018, 17:37

And polanimal.com.au is clearly the best political discussion board around.


And {url=http://www.polanimal.com.au} polanimal.com.au is clearly the best[{/url} political discussion board around.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 18:08

HBS Guy wrote:“. . .{url=(link)}blah blah{/url} . . . .”

where you use [] where I used {}


Test:

Ozpol

[quote="HBS Guy"]And polanimal.com.au is clearly the best political discussion board around.

What have i done wrong?

Scrap that. Got it. Thanks Monk. :beer
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby HBS Guy » 07 May 2018, 18:33

Had a quick shufty at your post using the Edit button. Yup, you got it!

Hah! I am happy to help my less www aware colleagues :rofl
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby Aussie » 07 May 2018, 18:58

Stuffed if I have 'got it.' No surprise on www shit. Par for the course.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 20:23

Aussie wrote:Stuffed if I have 'got it.' No surprise on www shit. Par for the course.


Just 'quote' the post in which i've done it and copied in where Monk did it too.

Then just study the what we've done.

That's how i worked it out .. and a bit of trial and error.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby Aussie » 07 May 2018, 20:40

Nah. Just tell me what it proves/establishes.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 20:51

Aussie wrote:Nah. Just tell me what it proves/establishes.


Look grumble-bum, just put ]text here in your link in the right spot. After the link itself and before the /url at the end.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw]Voila[/url]

Nope, i've lost it. Rats.

Square 1 again.

No, wait, youtube ,,,derr,

Like this:

[url]https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/06/thousands-of-far-right-protesters-march-in-london-in-support-of-free-speech]Voila[/url]

Okay. I don't know why that isn't working. Monk!
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby johnsmith » 07 May 2018, 20:57

mothra wrote:
Aussie wrote:Nah. Just tell me what it proves/establishes.


Look grumble-bum, just put ]text here in your link in the right spot. After the link itself and before the /url at the end.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw]Voila[/url]

Nope, i've lost it. Rats.

Square 1 again.

No, wait, youtube ,,,derr,

Like this:

[url]https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/06/thousands-of-far-right-protesters-march-in-london-in-support-of-free-speech]Voila[/url]


not sure if it works with a youtube vid
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 20:59

johnsmith wrote:
mothra wrote:
Aussie wrote:Nah. Just tell me what it proves/establishes.


Look grumble-bum, just put ]text here in your link in the right spot. After the link itself and before the /url at the end.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw]Voila[/url]

Nope, i've lost it. Rats.

Square 1 again.

No, wait, youtube ,,,derr,

Like this:

[url]https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/06/thousands-of-far-right-protesters-march-in-london-in-support-of-free-speech]Voila[/url]


not sure if it works with a youtube vid


Yeah sussed that ... furiously editing my post. Showing my work. The nuns would be proud.

But i'm lost.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby HBS Guy » 07 May 2018, 21:10

[url}(link){/url} just posts the link.

{url=(link)}blah blah blah{/url} posts “blah blah blah” as a link.

In other news {url=http://www.abc.net.au}blah blah blah{/url} nothing much happened today.

In other news blah blah blah nothing much happened today.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 21:13

HBS Guy wrote:[url}(link){/url} just posts the link.

{url=(link)}blah blah blah{/url] posts “blah blah blah” as a link.

In other news {http://www.abc.net.au}blah blah blah{/url} nothing much happened today.

In other news [http://www.abc.net.au]blah blah blah[/url] nothing much happened today.


Yeah, so you just add ]blah blah after the address, yeah?

Well that's all i did to get it to work. Why isn't the one above working?


.... i don't think this is helping grumble-bum.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby HBS Guy » 07 May 2018, 21:25

You posted:

[url]https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/06/thousands-of-far-right-protesters-march-in-london-in-support-of-free-speech]Voila[/url]

It should have been {url=(guardian link){/url} Voila! {/url]
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 21:30

HBS Guy wrote:You posted:

[url]https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/06/thousands-of-far-right-protesters-march-in-london-in-support-of-free-speech]Voila[/url]

It should have been {url=(guardian link){/url} Voila! {/url]



Ahhh! Gotcha! You follow that Aussie?

Thanks pal ... :beer

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/06/thousands-of-far-right-protesters-march-in-london-in-support-of-free-speechVoila[/url]
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 21:34

Voila

Okay ... sorted it.For real.

Aussie:

http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl

To make that a hpyperlink, it looks like this:

url]http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl[/url .... (i've left off the ] at the end to show script.

To make it say Ozpol, you replace the ']' after the first [url] with '=' ... so it looks like this:

url=http .....

Then you put that ']' at the end of the address for Ozpol, followed by the word you want to highlight as a link. Like this:

url=http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl]Satan's waiting room[/url

... then i put the bracket back on the end and:

Satan's waiting room
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby HBS Guy » 07 May 2018, 21:35

You had two “]” and that is a nono.

You must have opening and closing tags {i}. . .{/i} for italics or the URL one.

You must NEST the tags so if you want to italicise and bold something you must do this:

{i}{b}Important text{/b}{/i}

This:

{i}{b}Important text{/i}{/b} won’t work

You can have:
{i}{b}Very important text{/b} less important text.{/i} Not important at all text.
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby Aussie » 07 May 2018, 21:36

Must be some sort of 'in' joke.

Carry on.

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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby HBS Guy » 07 May 2018, 21:37

mothra wrote:Voila


By George she’s got it!
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Re: Michaelia Cash sinks to new lows

Postby mothra » 07 May 2018, 21:55

HBS Guy wrote:
mothra wrote:Voila


By George she’s got it!


At last! Good thing lives weren't depending on me or anything.
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