Donald Trump’s Hair Illusion Comes Undone

[mothra]

Donald Trump’s Hair Illusion Came Undone and We All Missed It

Last Friday, at the end of one of those frenetic weeks of news that now happen every week, President Trump boarded Air Force One. The wind whipped across the tarmac with unusual force. Trump, who normally has a MAGA hat for such occasions, was unusually unprepared. As he ascended the stairs, cameras had a rear-facing view of the president’s scalp as the howling gusts lifted his combed-over strands straight into the air, and the long-concealed bare scalp below was briefly exposed to the daytime cable audience and to Ashley Feinberg, who spotted the big reveal. It was horrific:



It was the worst hair day of what has been a bad hair life. And it may seem cheap and low to mock Trump’s absurd efforts to conceal his hair loss. But Trump is a man obsessed with image in ways that go beyond the normal human concern with looking presentable. Image is Trump’s moral code. He dismisses his political rivals for being short. He sees his succession of wives as visual testament to his own status. He selects his Cabinet on the basis of their looking the part. He conscripts the military as a prop to bathe himself in an aura of presidential grandeur.

Trump’s absurd hair is of a piece with his lifelong attempt to market himself as a brilliant deal-maker and stable genius. So yes, it is okay to laugh when the ruse is exposed.


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[johnsmith]

it's not like everyone didn't already know

[mothra]

it's not like everyone didn't already know

Yes i know. But it's still funny. Proof and stuff.

[HBS Guy]

Yup, I saw all that bare scalp. Came as no surprise, of course. Blokes tend to go bald, so what?

[mothra]

Yup, I saw all that bare scalp. Came as no surprise, of course. Blokes tend to go bald, so what?

No problem with me. It is hilarious when they attach flora to their heads to try to hide it though.

[HBS Guy]

Yup, a nice brown toupee attached to otherwise grey hair. fools everybody.

[mothra]

Yup, a nice brown toupee attached to otherwise grey hair. fools everybody.

You forgot the bleach and lashings of orange.

THEN you've got yourself a damn POTUS.

[mothra]

Where to find Trump's hair. Posted this in another thread ... but i think it belongs here:

[greggerypeccary]

That video is hilarious!

Everything about him is fake

[mothra]

That video is hilarious!

Everything about him is fake

Yeah but ... we struck pink1

[MilesAway]

it's not like everyone didn't already know

Yes i know. But it's still funny. Proof and stuff.

....another man between the gnashers hey femo: what war should humanity(read, "men") wage on your behalf now you're making the calls?

>> mothra is an anarchist without a cause

[mothra]

it's not like everyone didn't already know

Yes i know. But it's still funny. Proof and stuff.

....another man between the gnashers hey femo: what war should humanity(read, "men") wage on your behalf now you're making the calls?

>> mothra is an anarchist without a cause

I think all men should immediately sacrifice their scrotums (who cares what's in them) for us to make fine purses out of.

You got a problem with that?

[johnsmith]

I think all men should immediately sacrifice their scrotums (who cares what's in them) for us to make fine purses out of.

if he doesn't I do.

[mothra]

I think all men should immediately sacrifice their scrotums (who cares what's in them) for us to make fine purses out of.

if he doesn't I do.

You want me to show you what i look like with my gear on again?


''''' behave. And we may let you be a spider catching house boy.

Miles is definitely for the colonies.

[MilesAway]

it's not like everyone didn't already know

Yes i know. But it's still funny. Proof and stuff.

....another man between the gnashers hey femo: what war should humanity(read, "men") wage on your behalf now you're making the calls?

>> mothra is an anarchist without a cause

I think all men should immediately sacrifice their scrotums (who cares what's in them) for us to make fine purses out of.

You got a problem with that?

Who would pay you attention when the neighbourhood was informed you were demanding your once born neighbours childs scrotum to be handed over?



The police?

I know: why don't we just give femonazis the nuclear button: yay, good idea... and they can all walk around like sluts at the nightclub promoting their nuclear button in return for the forced compliance of a double bourbon and coke bought in the full knowledge they had a husband crying at home expecting divorce was in the mail/just a text message away... yay, go mothra

[mothra]

See? This is why he's headed for the colonies.

[johnsmith]

I think all men should immediately sacrifice their scrotums (who cares what's in them) for us to make fine purses out of.

if he doesn't I do.

You want me to show you what i look like with my gear on again?


''''' behave. And we may let you be a spider catching house boy.

Miles is definitely for the colonies.

the mind boggles about exactly what you use that gear for given that you are married to a man.

no wonder he lets you have your way

[mothra]

I think all men should immediately sacrifice their scrotums (who cares what's in them) for us to make fine purses out of.

if he doesn't I do.

You want me to show you what i look like with my gear on again?


''''' behave. And we may let you be a spider catching house boy.

Miles is definitely for the colonies.

the mind boggles about exactly what you use that gear for given that you are married to a man.

no wonder he lets you have your way

How's the boggling working for you?

[johnsmith]

I think all men should immediately sacrifice their scrotums (who cares what's in them) for us to make fine purses out of.

if he doesn't I do.

You want me to show you what i look like with my gear on again?


''''' behave. And we may let you be a spider catching house boy.

Miles is definitely for the colonies.

the mind boggles about exactly what you use that gear for given that you are married to a man.

no wonder he lets you have your way

How's the boggling working for you?

lets just say I have a very vivid imagination when it comes to these things.

[MilesAway]

See? This is why he's headed for the colonies.

Oh, clit fun time is it <!yukkkkkkk>

[Vulcan]

Trump.
The most disliked President by the Media.
And yet, he has proven to be the most 'successful' President compared to those 'favoured' by the Media.

Me thinks the Media needs to move on to Mexico & Oceania where it belongs. Lol

[johnsmith]

Trump.
The most disliked President by the Media.
And yet, he has proven to be the most 'successful' President compared to those 'favoured' by the Media.

Me thinks the Media needs to move on to Mexico & Oceania where it belongs. Lol

Successful how exactly? He has done nothing.

[pinkeye]

it's not like everyone didn't already know

Yes i know. But it's still funny. Proof and stuff.

....another man between the gnashers hey femo: what war should humanity(read, "men") wage on your behalf now you're making the calls?

>> mothra is an anarchist without a cause

I think all men should immediately sacrifice their scrotums (who cares what's in them) for us to make fine purses out of.

You got a problem with that?

None what so ever.

[pinkeye]

I think all men should immediately sacrifice their scrotums (who cares what's in them) for us to make fine purses out of.

if he doesn't I do.

You want me to show you what i look like with my gear on again?


''''' behave. And we may let you be a spider catching house boy.

Miles is definitely for the colonies.

the mind boggles about exactly what you use that gear for given that you are married to a man.

no wonder he lets you have your way

How's the boggling working for you?

More is required.