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Victorians Afraid to Leave Home

Postby mothra » 01 Feb 2018, 16:39

Victorians Too Scared To Leave Home In Case They See Peter Dutton

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Melburians are avoiding restaurants and other public areas out of fear of bumping into Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton.

Jenny Sutcliff from Altona said she was terrified of the prospect of seeing a man with a potato for a head. “At the very least it would spoil your dinner,” she said.

Rick McManis from Coburg said his first priority was to protect his family. “It’s like being confronted by a talking lamp post. It’s frightening for young children,” he said.

Victorian Police urged families to stay at home.


http://www.theshovel.com.au/2018/01/04/victorians-too-scared-to-leave-home-in-case-they-see-peter-dutton/
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Re: Victorians Afraid to Leave Home

Postby johnsmith » 01 Feb 2018, 20:08

:c :c :c

dutton the dick would scare anyone.
FD.
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.
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Re: Victorians Afraid to Leave Home

Postby HBS Guy » 01 Feb 2018, 20:44

Dunno—wave a potato peeler at him?
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Re: Victorians Afraid to Leave Home

Postby mothra » 01 Feb 2018, 21:04

HBS Guy wrote:Dunno—wave a potato peeler at him?



I'm very skillful with potato peeler.

... it's my weapon of choice.
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Re: Victorians Afraid to Leave Home

Postby pinkeye » 01 Feb 2018, 22:55

I'm partial to a cleaver, myself. :yak yak

Able to be dainty.. and heavy.

Unlike Skullface Dutton, who is nothing but a hammer.
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Re: Victorians Afraid to Leave Home

Postby mothra » 01 Feb 2018, 23:26

pinkeye wrote:I'm partial to a cleaver, myself. :yak yak

Able to be dainty.. and heavy.

Unlike Skullface Dutton, who is nothing but a hammer.



Not even a claw hammer. Just one of those little rubber mallets that leadlighters use.
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Re: Victorians Afraid to Leave Home

Postby pinkeye » 03 Feb 2018, 01:54

mothra wrote:
pinkeye wrote:I'm partial to a cleaver, myself. :yak yak

Able to be dainty.. and heavy.

Unlike Skullface Dutton, who is nothing but a hammer.



Not even a claw hammer. Just one of those little rubber mallets that leadlighters use.


I really like my rubber mallet. It is great for fitting intransigent fly-screens. Hmm. It helps keep out the bugs. :)

Sadly, this man may prove to be more than the fool he appears. :sad
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Re: Victorians Afraid to Leave Home

Postby johnsmith » 03 Feb 2018, 17:57

pinkeye wrote: It is great for fitting intransigent fly-screens


you're doing it wrong
FD.
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Re: Victorians Afraid to Leave Home

Postby pinkeye » 04 Feb 2018, 01:16

johnsmith wrote:
pinkeye wrote: It is great for fitting intransigent fly-screens


you're doing it wrong



No I'm not.



They are just old aluminium frames
with old wire skeins.


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