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Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to post

Postby MercySeat » 05 Dec 2018, 11:49

But he refused to address my concerns about the ramifications thereof.

To wit, when I asked him if my toilet would start flushing the wrong way round if I posted here, he fell silent.

In addition, he refused to confirm or deny whether he had ever known a kangaroo in a biblical fashion.

At this point, in fact, I am beginning to wonder whether your actual PM ever contacted me at all, especially as he asked me if I could PayPal him a fiver just to tide him over for a few. (The REAL Mel Gibson would have asked for like 10 million...)

And not only that, but I'm hearing rumors that Mel isn't even Australian, and this may help explain why he didn't want to discuss what goes on in the loo over there.

Any assistance in getting to the bottom of this would be greatly appreciated.

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby Texan » 05 Dec 2018, 13:26

My toilet still flushes the correct way. Texas ways are strong in this household. We still have hurricanes and tornadoes, and my kids still say sir and maam when appropriate.

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 05 Dec 2018, 15:30

If I learned one thing from my marriage to Tom Cruise - :scare - it's to be super-suspicious.

So unless you have video (notarized, of course) of your toilet flushing the proper 100% American Way, I'm afraid I can't believe you.

:nah

Just as surely as I'm Nicole Kidman (& not some dude just saying that I am), I need PROOF!

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby Aussie » 05 Dec 2018, 15:33

Dear Nicole,

Can you please describe what the proper American way is.......for dunny flushing?

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 05 Dec 2018, 15:37

Anti-clockwise, dammit!!!!!!!!!! :smack
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby Aussie » 05 Dec 2018, 15:43

MercySeat wrote:Clockwise, dammit!!!!!!!!!! :smack


But.....do you flush first and then crap, Nicole? Do you crap clockwise? Do you fold the dunny paper or bunch? Wipe from the front or back?

These are indeed weighty matters.

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 05 Dec 2018, 15:48

First of all, I don't have a swirly toilet, so I had to guess.

Anti-clockwise is actually Proper, clockwise is Creeping Communism.

As for the rest, my barrister will be in touch... :stop
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby Aussie » 05 Dec 2018, 15:52

MercySeat wrote:First of all, I don't have a swirly toilet, so I had to guess.

Anti-clockwise is actually Proper, clockwise is Creeping Communism.

As for the rest, my barrister will be in touch... :stop


I just had to check mine.......it does not swirl either, Nicole. How can we resolve this dilemma? Barristers at ten paces tossing poo? First to hit five times wins?

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby mothra » 05 Dec 2018, 15:55

Welcome Mercy Seat. I see you have named yourself after your toilet. I understand why such questions are inmportant to you.

Rest assured, the direction of flushing water according to hemispheres is a myth. Thanks Simpsons.
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 05 Dec 2018, 16:02

Aussie wrote:
MercySeat wrote:First of all, I don't have a swirly toilet, so I had to guess.

Anti-clockwise is actually Proper, clockwise is Creeping Communism.

As for the rest, my barrister will be in touch... :stop


I just had to check mine.......it does not swirl either, Nicole. How can we resolve this dilemma? Barristers at ten paces tossing poo? First to hit five times wins?

:c

Toss another poop on the barbie!

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 05 Dec 2018, 16:05

mothra wrote:Welcome Mercy Seat. I see you have named yourself after your toilet. I understand why such questions are inmportant to you.

Rest assured, the direction of flushing water according to hemispheres is a myth. Thanks Simpsons.

I actually LOLed! :thumb

But NO!!!

Proper Water DOES drain anti-clockwise, you socialist so & so!!!

Proud to have nothing so sane as public health care,

Americanized Nicole

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby HBS Guy » 05 Dec 2018, 16:10

Not Nicole Page? Who debated and related?

Don’t care either way, all are welcome!

Welcome Mr/Ms/Miss/Mrs Mercy Seat!

It is indeed a mercy when you get to the seat in time.
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby Aussie » 05 Dec 2018, 16:12

HBS Guy wrote:Not Nicole Page? Who debated and related?

Don’t care either way, all are welcome!

Welcome Mr/Ms/Miss/Mrs Mercy Seat!

It is indeed a mercy when you get to the seat in time.


Gawd.....no...not that idiot Monk.

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby HBS Guy » 05 Dec 2018, 16:16

I could not give a toss! Mr/Mrs/Ms/Miss Seat has given me more hearty laughs than I have had in ages!
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby Lols » 05 Dec 2018, 19:06

Speaking of toilets!
I think the toilets in America are so quiet compared to ours in Oz!
Theirs is such a soft sounding flushing, (more like swirling it away) whereas ours in Oz...it ROARS!!
Better for blokes with prostate wee probs in the middle of the night in the USA, quiet toilets, here in Oz, it wakes the whole neighbourhood up in the dead of the night! :roll

Another interesting point, their light switches in the US of A are opposite to ours, when ours is down, it's on, when theirs is down, it's off.
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby johnsmith » 05 Dec 2018, 21:18

:grn
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby Aussie » 05 Dec 2018, 21:35

johnsmith wrote::grn


"If it's yellow, let it mellow?" No flush required?

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby johnsmith » 05 Dec 2018, 21:36

Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote::grn


"If it's yellow, let it mellow?" No flush required?

:beer



if it's yellow let it mellow
if it's brown, send it down


and they're not talking about beer. :hlo
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 06 Dec 2018, 01:08

Aussie wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Not Nicole Page? Who debated and related?

Don’t care either way, all are welcome!

Welcome Mr/Ms/Miss/Mrs Mercy Seat!

It is indeed a mercy when you get to the seat in time.


Gawd.....no...not that idiot Monk.

:grn

Would it be possible to ban this tractor fellow?

May I officially call for his banning at this time?

Can anyone who has responded to this thread be said to have petitioned the Great Wombat to have this agricultural machinery fetishist (& likely tractor seat-sniffer) removed?

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 06 Dec 2018, 01:11

HBS Guy wrote:Not Nicole Page? Who debated and related?

Don’t care either way, all are welcome!

Welcome Mr/Ms/Miss/Mrs Mercy Seat!

It is indeed a mercy when you get to the seat in time.

I don't know who you are, but your tractor rubs me the wrong way.

(Which I believe is what she said.)

Delighted to have already discovered an enemy for life here,

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 06 Dec 2018, 01:16

HBS Guy wrote:I could not give a toss! Mr/Mrs/Ms/Miss Seat has given me more hearty laughs than I have had in ages!

Hmmm.

I may have to rethink making you my mortal enemy here...

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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby Texan » 06 Dec 2018, 01:17

MercySeat wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Not Nicole Page? Who debated and related?

Don’t care either way, all are welcome!

Welcome Mr/Ms/Miss/Mrs Mercy Seat!

It is indeed a mercy when you get to the seat in time.

I don't know who you are, but your tractor rubs me the wrong way.

(Which I believe is what she said.)

Delighted to have already discovered an enemy for life here,

Nicole Kidman's Barrister


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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 06 Dec 2018, 01:18

[quote="Lols"]Speaking of toilets!
I think the toilets in America are so quiet compared to ours in Oz!
Theirs is such a soft sounding flushing, (more like swirling it away) whereas ours in Oz...it ROARS!!
Better for blokes with prostate wee probs in the middle of the night in the USA, quiet toilets, here in Oz, it wakes the whole neighbourhood up in the dead of the night! :roll

Another interesting point, their light switches in the US of A are opposite to ours, when ours is down, it's on, when theirs is down, it's off.
:WTF

Are you making this up?

What kind of a madhouse are you inhabiting down there???
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 06 Dec 2018, 01:26

johnsmith wrote::grn

Why are you hiding your face?

Tom?

Is that you??

Shouldn't you be jumping up & down on a couch somewhere?

If I really were Nicole Kidman I'd really be Nicole Kidman now,

Not Nicole Kidman
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Re: Your Prime Minister Mel Gibson asked me if I wanted to p

Postby MercySeat » 06 Dec 2018, 01:29

Texan wrote:
MercySeat wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Not Nicole Page? Who debated and related?

Don’t care either way, all are welcome!

Welcome Mr/Ms/Miss/Mrs Mercy Seat!

It is indeed a mercy when you get to the seat in time.

I don't know who you are, but your tractor rubs me the wrong way.

(Which I believe is what she said.)

Delighted to have already discovered an enemy for life here,

Nicole Kidman's Barrister


Don’t be upset. If you ask nicely he might let you hold it.

It's a miniature?!?!?!?

^ What she said. ^ :yahoo
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