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:c :c :c

that was a good one
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SethBullock wrote:
26 Apr 2020, 10:43
[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrBM6EYmBpE[/youtube]

[youtube]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lrBM6EYmBpE[/youtube]

:giggle :giggle
As a parent who is trying to educate his kids through this online learning, I feel exactly the same way as she does
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Fucker!!!!!! I even turned the bloody speakers up as she was talking so softly.

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LOL!

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A 2nd grader wanted to show her appreciation for medical workers dealing with Covid patients.

The kids need to get back to school and learn how to spell HERO.
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SethBullock wrote:
26 Apr 2020, 14:05
A 2nd grader wanted to show her appreciation for medical workers dealing with Covid patients.

The kids need to get back to school and learn how to spell HERO.

hero1 (2).png
:giggle :giggle :giggle

gotta love em
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Cabin fever creeping up. . .

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When one door closes, and another door opens, you’re probably in prison.

If you’re sitting in public, and a stranger sits down next to you, just stare straight ahead and ask, “Did you bring the money?”

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why? What did you hear?”
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SethBullock wrote:
29 Apr 2020, 03:01
When one door closes, and another door opens, you’re probably in prison.

If you’re sitting in public, and a stranger sits down next to you, just stare straight ahead and ask, “Did you bring the money?”

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why? What did you hear?”
Great ones Seth, thanks for the laugh... makes be think of advice of when you next enter a elevator face everyone and smile. instead of looking at the door... :purple
Bongalong... for some reason women are just so superior to anything that ever existed or will ever exist!
Shellandshilo1956 ….. Even an annoying troll, has the right to free speech.

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DonDeeHippy wrote:
29 Apr 2020, 05:27
SethBullock wrote:
29 Apr 2020, 03:01
When one door closes, and another door opens, you’re probably in prison.

If you’re sitting in public, and a stranger sits down next to you, just stare straight ahead and ask, “Did you bring the money?”

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why? What did you hear?”
Great ones Seth, thanks for the laugh... makes be think of advice of when you next enter a elevator face everyone and smile. instead of looking at the door... :purple
Lol!
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SethBullock wrote:
29 Apr 2020, 03:01
When one door closes, and another door opens, you’re probably in prison.

If you’re sitting in public, and a stranger sits down next to you, just stare straight ahead and ask, “Did you bring the money?”

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why? What did you hear?”
I'm going to try that second one :c :c
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johnsmith wrote:
29 Apr 2020, 08:11
SethBullock wrote:
29 Apr 2020, 03:01
When one door closes, and another door opens, you’re probably in prison.

If you’re sitting in public, and a stranger sits down next to you, just stare straight ahead and ask, “Did you bring the money?”

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why? What did you hear?”
I'm going to try that second one :c :c
Me too!
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Me too! And the third one. "What did you do over the weekend?" is asked all the time. I shouldn't have to wait too long to use #3. :bgrin
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Ha!

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That's the best yet Seth...I keep rubbing my nose everytime I think of it.... :rofl
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Wouldn't ya love to actually do that!

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A man sees a streetwalker and pulls over to the curb. The streetwalker leans into the passenger side window.

“I’ll do anything for $50”, says the streetwalker.

The man replies, “Do you know how to cut hair?”
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SethBullock wrote:
01 May 2020, 07:32
A man sees a streetwalker and pulls over to the curb. The streetwalker leans into the passenger side window.

“I’ll do anything for $50”, says the streetwalker.

The man replies, “Do you know how to cut hair?”
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