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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 16 Apr 2019, 22:44

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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 17 Apr 2019, 11:10

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 17 Apr 2019, 12:16

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 17 Apr 2019, 13:08

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Except...the people at large have not seen that Report. They have seen Barr's sanitisation of it.
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 17 Apr 2019, 13:09

SethBullock wrote:
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Don't get that one. Must be a USA thing.
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Re: funny

Postby greggerypeccary » 17 Apr 2019, 14:22

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I don't get it :?
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Postby SethBullock » 17 Apr 2019, 21:33

San Francisco is a "sanctuary city", and we are releasing thousands of illegal immigrants we catch at the border because there are so many of them that we don't have the facilities to detain them. President Trump has suggested releasing them all into "sanctuary cities".
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Re: funny

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 28 Apr 2019, 14:51

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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 28 Apr 2019, 15:18

:rofl :rofl
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Re: funny

Postby Sprintcyclist » 28 Apr 2019, 18:19

Oneone was a racehorse.
Twotwo was one too.
Oneone won one race
Twotwo won one too.
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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 01 May 2019, 13:54

There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?

You can't kill two birds with one stone.
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Re: funny

Postby Texan » 01 May 2019, 14:21

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 01 May 2019, 14:26

Don't 'get' it. Must be an American/Texan thing?

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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 01 May 2019, 15:03

Imagine walking past those cars/trucks.
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Re: funny

Postby Texan » 01 May 2019, 18:20

Red necks drive 4wd pickups with trailer hitches and always park rear end first and people often trip on their trailer hitches.
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 01 May 2019, 18:40

Texan wrote:Red necks drive 4wd pickups with trailer hitches and always park rear end first and people often trip on their trailer hitches.


I have a 'pickup' (we call them utes ) with a trailer hitch and I don't think I'm a redneck
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 01 May 2019, 19:10

johnsmith wrote:
Texan wrote:Red necks drive 4wd pickups with trailer hitches and always park rear end first and people often trip on their trailer hitches.


I have a 'pickup' (we call them utes ) with a trailer hitch and I don't think I'm a redneck


We call them tow bars.
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 01 May 2019, 19:42

Aussie wrote:
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Texan wrote:Red necks drive 4wd pickups with trailer hitches and always park rear end first and people often trip on their trailer hitches.


I have a 'pickup' (we call them utes ) with a trailer hitch and I don't think I'm a redneck


We call them tow bars.



depends ... when I smash my knee into one 'tow bar' is the last thing I'd call it. :rofl :rofl
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Re: funny

Postby Texan » 02 May 2019, 05:47

johnsmith wrote:
Texan wrote:Red necks drive 4wd pickups with trailer hitches and always park rear end first and people often trip on their trailer hitches.


I have a 'pickup' (we call them utes ) with a trailer hitch and I don't think I'm a redneck

It's all what you do with the truck. Rednecks take their trucks muddin' and haul their bass boats to the lake on weekends. They wouldn't consider driving anything but a 4x4 truck. They always back their trucks into parking spots and leave a tripping hazard over the sidewalk. They aren't typically beacons of culture.

My wife's crewcab Ford truck is only 2wd, but it has a sweet sounding 5.0L V8. It looks like this one.
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