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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 10 Mar 2019, 12:30

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 10 Mar 2019, 13:26

Can’t find the pic now, was quite funny—and real.

Road sign “K L Virgin and Sons” immediately above “No through road” Virgin & sons were builders. When Virgin Airlines started in Australia they had to change their business name which I thought was rude.
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 10 Mar 2019, 13:49

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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 10 Mar 2019, 17:32

SethBullock wrote:



Inspector Clouseau is a classic.

About 13 years ago I was on an immigration forum where my user name was 'Inspector Clouseau' and my soon to be wife was 'The Pink Panther'
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Re: funny

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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 12 Mar 2019, 16:10

"Unfortunate" handling of remote mics by the Aussie Women's Soccer Team!

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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 12 Mar 2019, 18:57

ahahahahaha!
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 13 Mar 2019, 19:41

FD.
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 13 Mar 2019, 20:05

What a cockhead!
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Re: funny

Postby Aussie » 13 Mar 2019, 20:14

It's gotta be a set up.
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 14 Mar 2019, 06:42

Still funny tho.
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 14 Mar 2019, 13:01

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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 14 Mar 2019, 13:05

Do you drive an Audi or a BMW? Then ...

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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 14 Mar 2019, 15:12

Absolutely right! “Indicators optional on this model.”
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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 14 Mar 2019, 19:15

I stole this one of another forum ... thought it was funny.


MEN ARE JUST HAPPY PEOPLE

This needs no explanation - and is a fun read, no matter your gender.

Men Are Just Happier People!

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache... You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

NICKNAMES

· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

EATING OUT

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, outcome the pocket calculators.

MONEY

· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337 A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

· A woman has the last word in any argument.

· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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Re: funny

Postby DonDeeHippy » 15 Mar 2019, 05:03

HBS Guy wrote:What a cockhead!

yeah using a big bucket like that would be too tiring.... a smaller bucket would do a better job
Bongalong... for some reason women are just so superior to anything that ever existed or will ever exist!
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Re: funny

Postby HBS Guy » 15 Mar 2019, 07:28

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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 15 Mar 2019, 12:03

You're going to be in trouble with some people on this site, John Smith, for that one.

I probably won't make any new admirers with this one either ....

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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 15 Mar 2019, 12:05

Aussie wrote:"Unfortunate" handling of remote mics by the Aussie Women's Soccer Team!

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Re: funny

Postby johnsmith » 18 Mar 2019, 20:14

:rofl :rofl
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Re: funny

Postby SethBullock » 18 Mar 2019, 22:19

Ha! Good one!
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Re: funny

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Re: funny

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