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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 21:33

fisherman wrote:
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fisherman wrote:
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fisherman wrote:I need to get sleep. Fast. I've been setting up a total of 4 websites all night and all day. My eyes are like a traffic lights.



:stop

I thought you were going??


Yes. I'm going to meet your daughter. But tomorrow. Now I'm tired.


I don't have any daughters you fucking moron


Maybe we can help? I will help too. I've heard that these days they treat impotency very well. The success rate is like extremely high! Doesn't matter if you're 50.


no need to keep proving you're a moron with every post. It would work better if every now and then you post something intelligent, just to keep readers guessing a little :roll
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 21:35

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The dark hoodie is not scaring me, Plague Doctor.



that's good ... for a while there I was thinking you were moronic enough to be scared of an avatar

it seems you are slightly less of a moron than that, but a moron none the less.
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby DonDeeHippy » 31 Oct 2018, 21:37

fisherman wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
fisherman wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
fisherman wrote:I need to get sleep. Fast. I've been setting up a total of 4 websites all night and all day. My eyes are like a traffic lights.



:stop

I thought you were going??


Are you aware that the modern civilization exists because of the EXCHANGE of goods? You feel me?


are you aware that morons have existed throughout eternity?


The dark hoodie is not scaring me, Plague Doctor.

Yes you and mothra with the disguises..........
Ohh does a parsnip scare ya Fisher ? :Hi
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby DonDeeHippy » 31 Oct 2018, 21:39

johnsmith wrote:
fisherman wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
fisherman wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
fisherman wrote:I need to get sleep. Fast. I've been setting up a total of 4 websites all night and all day. My eyes are like a traffic lights.



:stop

I thought you were going??


Yes. I'm going to meet your daughter. But tomorrow. Now I'm tired.


I don't have any daughters you fucking moron


Maybe we can help? I will help too. I've heard that these days they treat impotency very well. The success rate is like extremely high! Doesn't matter if you're 50.


no need to keep proving you're a moron with every post. It would work better if every now and then you post something intelligent, just to keep readers guessing a little :roll

He’s not sure if he can get away with that now we know about him cut and pasting :jump
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 21:40

DonDeeHippy wrote:He’s not sure if he can get away with that now we know about him cut and pasting


I think I've worked out why he spends 18hrs a day in front of his pc ... and it has nothing to do with any work he pretends to do
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby DonDeeHippy » 31 Oct 2018, 21:46

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DonDeeHippy wrote:He’s not sure if he can get away with that now we know about him cut and pasting


I think I've worked out why he spends 18hrs a day in front of his pc ... and it has nothing to do with any work he pretends to do

Yes and he seams to think a lot about our mothers as well.. :OMG
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 21:47

DonDeeHippy wrote:
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DonDeeHippy wrote:He’s not sure if he can get away with that now we know about him cut and pasting


I think I've worked out why he spends 18hrs a day in front of his pc ... and it has nothing to do with any work he pretends to do

Yes and he seams to think a lot about our mothers as well.. :OMG



that's because they're not muslim :roll
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby fisherman » 31 Oct 2018, 21:55

johnsmith wrote:
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The dark hoodie is not scaring me, Plague Doctor.



that's good ... for a while there I was thinking you were moronic enough to be scared of an avatar

it seems you are slightly less of a moron than that, but a moron none the less.


Correcto. My IQ is 76, just one point above the average of an African neger, or an Indian. (I hear — your favourite).

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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 21:57

fisherman wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
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The dark hoodie is not scaring me, Plague Doctor.



that's good ... for a while there I was thinking you were moronic enough to be scared of an avatar

it seems you are slightly less of a moron than that, but a moron none the less.


Correcto. My IQ is 76, just one point above the average of an African neger, or an Indian. (I hear — your favourite).

Muh


glad you agree that you're a moron none the less :rofl :rofl
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby fisherman » 31 Oct 2018, 22:02

johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote:He’s not sure if he can get away with that now we know about him cut and pasting


I think I've worked out why he spends 18hrs a day in front of his pc ... and it has nothing to do with any work he pretends to do


You got it. Finally. I'm thinking all day about your wife. :bgrin

Your wife from Mumbai, India

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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby DonDeeHippy » 31 Oct 2018, 22:02

2 morons where on the edge of the roof on a skyscraper, 1 tall one and one small one. A burst of wind hit them...which one fell off ?
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 22:04

DonDeeHippy wrote:2 morons where on the edge of the roof on a skyscraper, 1 tall one and one small one. A burst of wind hit them...which one fell off ?


the bulgarian one :clap
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 22:05

fisherman wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote:He’s not sure if he can get away with that now we know about him cut and pasting


I think I've worked out why he spends 18hrs a day in front of his pc ... and it has nothing to do with any work he pretends to do


You got it. Finally. I'm thinking all day about your wife. :bgrin

Your wife from Mumbai, India

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I'll remind you of what I said earlier



no need to keep proving you're a moron with every post. It would work better if every now and then you post something intelligent, just to keep readers guessing a little :roll
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby fisherman » 31 Oct 2018, 22:08

DonDeeHippy wrote:2 morons where on the edge of the roof on a skyscraper, 1 tall one and one small one. A burst of wind hit them...which one fell off ?

I love jokes. I'm gonna tell you personally my favorite one.

A smelly Indian Hindu girl walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder and asks for a Coca-Cola. The bartender brings a Coca-Cola and notices the parrot on her shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby DonDeeHippy » 31 Oct 2018, 22:09

johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote:2 morons where on the edge of the roof on a skyscraper, 1 tall one and one small one. A burst of wind hit them...which one fell off ?


the bulgarian one :clap

:rofl :rofl that’s so much better than the punchline
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby Aussie » 31 Oct 2018, 22:14

Why don’t people from Gabrovo buy refrigerators?


– Because they can’t be sure the light goes off when the door’s closed.

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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby fisherman » 31 Oct 2018, 22:19

Aussie wrote:Why don’t people from Gabrovo buy refrigerators?


– Because they can’t be sure the light goes off when the door’s closed.

:bgrin


It's a well-known fact Gabrovo and Veliko Tarnovo people are such Scrudges. The stereotype is correct on this one.
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby Aussie » 31 Oct 2018, 22:33

Why do Bulgarians wear slip-on shoes?

~ You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.

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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 22:34

Aussie wrote:Why do Bulgarians wear slip-on shoes?

~ You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.

:bgrin


that's why fisherbitch uses velcro
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby Aussie » 31 Oct 2018, 22:34

An evil genie captured a Bulgarian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bulgarian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!

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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 22:36

Aussie wrote:An evil genie captured a Bulgarian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bulgarian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!

:bgrin :bgrin



that ones actually funny
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby Aussie » 31 Oct 2018, 22:37

Did you hear about the Bulgarian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”

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And lastly, from the www site I pinched them from:

Why do Bulgarians laugh three times when they hear a joke?

~ Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 31 Oct 2018, 22:38

I'm outa here for tonight ..... This cat has had enough of tormenting the mouse for one night.

G'night folks
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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby fisherman » 01 Nov 2018, 09:45

Q: How do you know if John Smith is a bogan?
A: He is, because he lets his underaged 13 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table
...in front of him...

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Re: Good night...or good morning.

Postby johnsmith » 01 Nov 2018, 09:56

fisherman wrote:his underaged 13 year old daughter


as opposed to an over aged 13 yr old?

ya moron
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