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Postby johnsmith » 02 Aug 2018, 21:24

:rofl :rofl
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Postby HBS Guy » 02 Aug 2018, 21:31

That is hilarious!
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Postby HBS Guy » 04 Aug 2018, 08:17

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Postby johnsmith » 04 Aug 2018, 08:24

HBS Guy wrote:Image


that's not true .... I always cum first :gup :gup
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Re: joke

Postby mothra » 04 Aug 2018, 13:30

johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Image


that's not true .... I always cum first :gup :gup


You know what we women have to say about guys like you, yeah?
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Re: joke

Postby johnsmith » 04 Aug 2018, 17:01

mothra wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Image


that's not true .... I always cum first :gup :gup


You know what we women have to say about guys like you, yeah?


say what you like......... I'll be having my cigarette :giggle
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Postby HBS Guy » 05 Aug 2018, 08:06

Mrs. Betty Bowers @BettyBowers Follow Follow @BettyBowers More

Mrs. Betty Bowers Retweeted Jenny (I Got Your Number)
I love puritanical scolds calling the clitoris "The Devil's Doorbell" -- almost as much as when Sister Taffy called tampons "Satan's Cotton Finger."

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Re: joke

Postby johnsmith » 05 Aug 2018, 08:27

The Devils doorbell :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


just push the bell and she'll cum running :c
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Postby HBS Guy » 05 Aug 2018, 08:31

Satan’s cotton finger! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: joke

Postby mothra » 05 Aug 2018, 13:55

:rofl

I've heard plenty but i've never hears those before.
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Postby HBS Guy » 05 Aug 2018, 14:14

Twitter is good like that sometimes
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Postby johnsmith » 05 Aug 2018, 19:00

:rofl :rofl
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Postby HBS Guy » 05 Aug 2018, 20:43

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: joke

Postby pinkeye » 05 Aug 2018, 22:23

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: joke

Postby Aussie » 26 Aug 2018, 20:09

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary.

The three men had always done everything together!!!!!

Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician thought this was rather strange. Then he brought Gary in to identify the body.

Gary looked at the body and said, “Yup he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gary said, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gary said, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”

“What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.

Yup, I’ve never seen ‘em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, “Here comes Bubba with them two assholes!”
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Re: joke

Postby pinkeye » 28 Aug 2018, 05:01

:rofl :rofl
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Re: joke

Postby Aussie » 02 Sep 2018, 17:47

My Paternal Grandmother.....and if necessary, she blamed the pooch.


This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent."
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly." "Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."
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Re: joke

Postby HBS Guy » 02 Sep 2018, 20:09

My dainty chihuahua Tiffany, a lady to her claw tips—well, she could clear the MCG on a windy day without especially trying. My god did she stink when she let one off!
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Re: joke

Postby Aussie » 02 Sep 2018, 20:20

HBS Guy wrote:My dainty chihuahua Tiffany, a lady to her claw tips—well, she could clear the MCG on a windy day without especially trying. My god did she stink when she let one off!


I'll pit me against Tiffany any day.....provided I have had some fruit cake. I literally did clear a fishing shack....TIB stayed inside...the other two couples evacuated.

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Re: joke

Postby mothra » 02 Sep 2018, 21:49

Aussie wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:My dainty chihuahua Tiffany, a lady to her claw tips—well, she could clear the MCG on a windy day without especially trying. My god did she stink when she let one off!


I'll pit me against Tiffany any day.....provided I have had some fruit cake. I literally did clear a fishing shack....TIB stayed inside...the other two couples evacuated.

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Re: joke

Postby pinkeye » 02 Sep 2018, 22:18

my neighbours piglets and their stinking Ducks as well. I can smell it... is it my imagination? I don't think so.
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