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Andrei Hicks becomes a closet-pom philanthropist

Postby Squire » 01 Apr 2018, 00:50

Despite his meager circumstances and his accommodation in a dumpster, Andrei Hicks has offered to provide accommodation in his dumpster for closet poms who wish to flee the cultural and financial tyranny of Australia and return to Mother England as refugees as he did several years ago. In a response to inquiries from Cods and Agnes, Andrei promises refugees that they will not be forced to take daily showers such as those compelled by public shaming of pommies in Australia.

Flushed with his success as a dumpster-diving, dumpster-resident Australian refugee in London, Andrei has offered to fit a mezzanine level in his dumpster and acquire some free plastic sheeting to keep the weather out.

Andrei also foresees opportunities from a population surge from Australian closet-pom refugees. Andrei has surveyed a less swampy site further from a sewage works than his present location which will require the assistance of closet-pom refugees to push the dumpster to its new location.

Andrei has stipulated one condition, Denizen Gordon, if he seeks asylum with Andrei, must give up his fetish of defecating in the street unless he promises to use a pooper scooper afterward.

Here's Andrei with a welcoming smile and a bag of dumpster-diving goodies which will feed the closet pom refugees:

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Re: Andrei Hicks becomes a closet-pom philanthropist

Postby Squire » 08 Apr 2018, 15:16

Andrei found a pair of false teeth dentures and a black hat in a dumpster.

Andrei will now be offering circumcisions to men and infants of all ages as soon as his beard grows longer.
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Re: Andrei Hicks becomes a closet-pom philanthropist

Postby Squire » 19 Apr 2018, 22:54

Breaking news: Cods and Agnes have built a boat out of depleted wine boxes, ear wax, and boogers and are on their way to join their savior Andrei.

Australia says farewell intrepid closet poms, don't let the flotsam hit your back on the way out. UK says welcome back diehard poms, your flotsam is a valuable commodity here.

Cods and Agnes both suffer from British hydrophobia and will have to dope themselves up for the trip.

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Andrei has assembled a dumpster feast for their arrival.

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Re: Andrei Hicks becomes a closet-pom philanthropist

Postby pinkeye » 20 Apr 2018, 01:11

hey.. these dudes are doing OK. A Hicksville would be jealous.
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Re: Andrei Hicks becomes a closet-pom philanthropist

Postby pinkeye » 20 Apr 2018, 01:15

:roll OK.. I used to find hicks a snobby pain on OzPol. Surely it isn't here, is it.? Tell me this isn't so Monk.

Nah its OK I'm just trying to keep my posts up, so I get to be described as some other animal. I adore the big cats, but I strive for greater .
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Re: Andrei Hicks becomes a closet-pom philanthropist

Postby HBS Guy » 20 Apr 2018, 06:34

Nah, Hicks the vile prick stays where FD can protect him.
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Re: Andrei Hicks becomes a closet-pom philanthropist

Postby Squire » 20 Apr 2018, 14:56

HBS Guy wrote:Nah, Hicks the vile prick stays where FD can protect him.


Calling Andrei a prick would be an insult to pricks.
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Re: Andrei Hicks becomes a closet-pom philanthropist

Postby HBS Guy » 20 Apr 2018, 15:17

Yeah, you are right.
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Re: Andrei Hicks becomes a closet-pom philanthropist

Postby pinkeye » 20 Apr 2018, 23:19

HBS Guy wrote:Yeah, you are right.

All good then. :thumb

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