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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby HBS Guy » 10 Dec 2018, 16:29

Stay in the southern suburbs and you will be OK.
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby johnsmith » 10 Dec 2018, 17:24

Tally wrote:What looks nice about the Adelaide hills is


the distance from the gold coast :clap :clap
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby Tally » 10 Dec 2018, 19:51

johnsmith wrote:
Tally wrote:What looks nice about the Adelaide hills is


the distance from the gold coast :clap :clap


OMG the Gold Coast is hideous, all those high rise buildings, fake everything, fake women with men who wear gold chains. :purple
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby johnsmith » 10 Dec 2018, 20:07

Tally wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Tally wrote:What looks nice about the Adelaide hills is


the distance from the gold coast :clap :clap


OMG the Gold Coast is hideous, all those high rise buildings, fake everything, fake women with men who wear gold chains. :purple



ohh please .... there's a lot more to the GC than just the glitter strip. Most locals rarely go into surfers unless they're teenagers out clubbing, or playing tour guide for some mexican.

ANd there's nothing wrong with a good set of silicone knockers :bgrin :bgrin
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby Aussie » 10 Dec 2018, 20:29

Whereas the Sunshine Coast......

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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby johnsmith » 10 Dec 2018, 20:49

Aussie wrote:Whereas the Sunshine Coast......



is full of pensioners :bgrin
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby Aussie » 10 Dec 2018, 21:12

johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:Whereas the Sunshine Coast......



is full of pensioners :bgrin


Sure......even wogs.

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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby mothra » 10 Dec 2018, 22:11

See what i mean Tally?

They're really odd.
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby johnsmith » 11 Dec 2018, 16:59

Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:Whereas the Sunshine Coast......



is full of pensioners :bgrin


Sure......even wogs.

:bike


Someone had to raise the standards up there. :bgrin
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby johnsmith » 11 Dec 2018, 17:00

mothra wrote:See what i mean Tally?

They're really odd.


:read
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby Aussie » 11 Dec 2018, 17:04

johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:Whereas the Sunshine Coast......



is full of pensioners :bgrin


Sure......even wogs.

:bike


Someone had to raise the standards up there. :bgrin


That's why we got the Greeks in.*

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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby Tally » 11 Dec 2018, 17:10

mothra wrote:See what i mean Tally?

They're really odd.


It's the heat and humidity up there. Lets go with that :)
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby johnsmith » 11 Dec 2018, 17:12

Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:Whereas the Sunshine Coast......



is full of pensioners :bgrin


Sure......even wogs.

:bike


Someone had to raise the standards up there. :bgrin


That's why we got the Greeks in.*

:tweed

*Signifies I know what the eyetie will come back with.


Those wannabe Italians? Yes, they play their part
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby Aussie » 14 Dec 2018, 19:27

And welcome to MrDutch! Thanks for joining up. Monk (aka HBS Guy...the Owner) is gonna be beside himself when he looks. But.......Relax Monk...this one comes in peace...sort of.

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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby HBS Guy » 14 Dec 2018, 19:44

Heh.

The Mr Dutch account is all set up and ready to go.
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby DonDeeHippy » 15 Dec 2018, 07:18

wish I was dutch, …. id love to put my finger in a dyke. :)
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby HBS Guy » 15 Dec 2018, 12:12

The dike may not let you!
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby mothra » 15 Dec 2018, 16:06

Howdy McDutch ... :Hi
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby johnsmith » 15 Dec 2018, 16:26

DonDeeHippy wrote:wish I was dutch, …. id love to put my finger in a dyke. :)



:roll :roll
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby mothra » 15 Dec 2018, 16:31

johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote:wish I was dutch, …. id love to put my finger in a dyke. :)



:roll :roll


He's a Queenslander. Typical.
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby johnsmith » 15 Dec 2018, 17:08

mothra wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote:wish I was dutch, …. id love to put my finger in a dyke. :)



:roll :roll


He's a Queenslander. Typical.



could be worse, if he were a South Australian he'd most likely want to murder them :hlo


:clap :clap :clap
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby mothra » 15 Dec 2018, 21:20

johnsmith wrote:
mothra wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote:wish I was dutch, …. id love to put my finger in a dyke. :)



:roll :roll


He's a Queenslander. Typical.



could be worse, if he were a South Australian he'd most likely want to murder them :hlo


:clap :clap :clap


Predictable flawed logic from the Reef Oil soaked Bananaman.

Only a few of us are actually murderers. The rest of us are potential victims.
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby MrDutch » 16 Dec 2018, 03:40

HBS Guy wrote:Heh.

The Mr Dutch account is all set up and ready to go.


Thank you very much and hello, fellas. Y’all sound a little funny to me and for years I had this burning question - how do you all walk around on your heads and how come your skippy burgers do not fall out of your mouths when you eat them? :Hi
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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby Texan » 16 Dec 2018, 03:52

MrDutch wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Heh.

The Mr Dutch account is all set up and ready to go.


Thank you very much and hello, fellas. Y’all sound a little funny to me and for years I had this burning question - how do you all walk around on your heads and how come your skippy burgers do not fall out of your mouths when you eat them? :Hi


I still haven't figured out why their poo goes up when they flush the toilet. The water spins the opposite way because they are looking at it from the bottom.

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Re: Welcome, New Members!

Postby SethBullock » 16 Dec 2018, 04:42

Texan wrote:
MrDutch wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Heh.

The Mr Dutch account is all set up and ready to go.


Thank you very much and hello, fellas. Y’all sound a little funny to me and for years I had this burning question - how do you all walk around on your heads and how come your skippy burgers do not fall out of your mouths when you eat them? :Hi


I still haven't figured out why their poo goes up when they flush the toilet. The water spins the opposite way because they are looking at it from the bottom.

Welcome aboard.


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