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Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Squire » 11 Oct 2017, 16:59

Yes, Bobby, homosexuality appears to be curable. The first step is to pull up your trousers and zip your lips.

Bobby, step 2 is to stop consorting with the fiends IQS.RLOW, StuporNova, and Mr. Light.

http://worldofwonder.net/little-richard-says-hes-no-longer-gay-disavows-unnatural-affectations-e-wigs-makeup/

Little Richard Says He’s No Longer Gay & Disavows “Unnatural Affectations” (i.e. His Wigs and Makeup)
BY JAMES ST. JAMES ON OCTOBER 6, 2017 3:26 PM

“Tutti frutti” rock legend Little Richard has decided at the ripe old age of 84 to give up his sinful homosexuality and renounce his wig-wearing, make-up loving ways.

During an interview with 3ABN, he spoke about his sexuality, saying he was dedicating his final years to living “like Jesus” – insisting men should live as men and women as women.

“Anybody come in show business, they’re going to say you’re gay. Are you straight? Are you a homosexual something? They’re going to say it. But God, Jesus, he made men, men, he made women, women, you know? And you’ve got to live the way God wants you to live.”

He also spoke out against “unnatural affections” – i.e. wigs, makeup, and his past proclivities toward gender-bending.

“You know, all these things. So much unnatural affection. So much of people just doing everything and don’t think about God. Don’t want no parts of him,” he said.

The formerly outrageous star appeared for the first time in his long career bald, makeup-free, and relatively subdued.

He spoke of how God’s love “saved him” and how It can save others as well.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 17:03

Good grief!
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Squire » 11 Oct 2017, 17:05

Denizen Bobby needs to forsake Big Dick in favor of Little Richard.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 17:19

I had to pour myself a small glass of brandy after reading that. I mean, I was going to anyway but reading that crap. . .what fuck would have brought that on, a priest get to him or what?
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Squire » 11 Oct 2017, 17:45

HBS Guy wrote:I had to pour myself a small glass of brandy after reading that. I mean, I was going to anyway but reading that crap. . .what fuck would have brought that on, a priest get to him or what?


Perhaps Little Richard read some of denizen Bobby's posts on Ozpolitic and discovered the terrible effects sexual befuddlement causes in its victims.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 17:51

More denial than befuddlement, he is so clearly a poof!
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Sir Bobby » 11 Oct 2017, 20:24

dear Monk or Aussie,
can you remove this thread please?
It is defaming my character as you all know that I'm homophobic and find it deeply offensive.
I also ask that Squire be disciplined with a lengthy ban.

with thanks
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Aussie » 11 Oct 2017, 20:27

Sir Bobby wrote:dear Monk or Aussie,
can you remove this thread please?
It is defaming my character as you all know that I'm homophobic and find it deeply offensive.
I also ask that Squire be disciplined with a lengthy ban.

with thanks
Bobby


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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 20:29

ahahahahaha pooffy.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby johnsmith » 11 Oct 2017, 20:37

is bobby afraid the truth will get out?
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Sir Bobby » 11 Oct 2017, 20:37

I cannot be part of a forum that promotes deliberate slander of it's members.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 20:39

Going to stamp your foot are you.

You get called a poof on OP too and probably on PA too.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Aussie » 11 Oct 2017, 20:40

Sir Bobby wrote:I cannot be part of a forum that promotes deliberate slander of it's members.


Really? Yet you are happily over at the sewer where Members are 'slandered' every day. Also, at OzPol.

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You don't do 'indignant' very well, Bobby.

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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Sir Bobby » 11 Oct 2017, 20:44

Aussie wrote:
Sir Bobby wrote:I cannot be part of a forum that promotes deliberate slander of it's members.


Really? Yet you are happily over at the sewer where Members are 'slandered' every day. Also, at OzPol.

:bgrin

You don't do 'indignant' very well, Bobby.

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You can choose between me and Squire as a member of this forum.

It seems you've already made that decision so if that's the case - goodbye.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Aussie » 11 Oct 2017, 20:48

I choose both Bobby. How can I possibly choose between my own children?

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Has it been you behind the repetitive bans of Unforgiven at Ozpol, Bobby? Have you been bitching to FD/Vic?
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Sir Bobby » 11 Oct 2017, 20:50

Aussie wrote:I choose both Bobby. How can I possibly choose between my own children?

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Has it been you behind the repetitive bans of Unforgiven at Ozpol, Bobby? Have you been bitching to FD/Vic?


Wasn't me.

You can ban us both then - forever.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Aussie » 11 Oct 2017, 20:53

Sir Bobby wrote:
Aussie wrote:I choose both Bobby. How can I possibly choose between my own children?

:bgrin

Has it been you behind the repetitive bans of Unforgiven at Ozpol, Bobby? Have you been bitching to FD/Vic?


Wasn't me.

You can ban us both then - forever.


....or....I can ban neither of you.

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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby johnsmith » 11 Oct 2017, 21:16

Sir Bobby wrote:I cannot be part of a forum that promotes deliberate slander of it's members.


you can only be part of forums that slander non members, right?
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby greggerypeccary » 11 Oct 2017, 21:47

johnsmith wrote:
Sir Bobby wrote:I cannot be part of a forum that promotes deliberate slander of it's members.


you can only be part of forums that slander non members, right?


I think I'm gonna call sir Booby 'Bobby Bukkake' from now on.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Aussie » 11 Oct 2017, 22:11

greggerypeccary wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Sir Bobby wrote:I cannot be part of a forum that promotes deliberate slander of it's members.


you can only be part of forums that slander non members, right?


I think I'm gonna call sir Booby 'Bobby Bukkake' from now on.


Gawd. Must you?

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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 22:20

Mariposa is so much more suited.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Squire » 12 Oct 2017, 00:45

Has our Bobby crashed and burned with his trousers around his ankles?

Bobby failed to take the Little Richard cure?
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby HBS Guy » 12 Oct 2017, 00:47

He stomped off but will be back. He gets called a poof everywhere dunno why the hissy fit today.
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Re: Little Richard portends hope for denizen Bobby

Postby Squire » 12 Oct 2017, 00:53

HBS Guy wrote:He stomped off but will be back. He gets called a poof everywhere dunno why the hissy fit today.


The little fellow is quite agile. It must be difficult to stamp your foot and strut off with the trousers around the ankles.
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