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Gawd Scoot is a fuckwit

Postby HBS Guy » 10 Oct 2017, 07:14

Climate collapse thread:

climate gets warmer....good...more chance to adapt to harsh conditions and feel strong powerful and resilient

climate gets cooler...good...more chance to adapt to harsh conditions and feel strong powerful and resilient


9 metres of sea level rise, good. . .more chance to learn to grow gills.


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Postby HBS Guy » 10 Oct 2017, 21:50

Scoot is not the only fuckwit.

Some moron said “bank interest is all your own.”

Fuckwit! You have to pay tax on it and inflation takes a whack out of it too. Apart from that, don’t spend the 2¢ at once!
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Postby HBS Guy » 10 Oct 2017, 21:53

So is Booby. Ooohh housing in a downturn, better not invest in that then.

Considering all the tax lurks property would pay careful consideration.
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Postby johnsmith » 10 Oct 2017, 22:22

HBS Guy wrote: Ooohh housing in a downturn, better not invest in that then.


that's the best time to invest.


Sell when everyone else is buying, buy when everyone else is selling

it's not rocket science.
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Postby HBS Guy » 10 Oct 2017, 23:04

Nope, standard countercyclical strategy, buy low, sell high. And gather all that lovely tax free money.
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Postby HBS Guy » 10 Oct 2017, 23:08

Apparently I take lithium? And am on the dole aged 70? Lisa has all the facts?

There are morons and then there is Lisa.

There is no doubt I ran a home brew shop, IQ posted enough stuff from the website etc.

Naffy is another moron, thinks I put my home phone on a public website. The mass stupidity on public display is really fucking depressing!
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Postby HBS Guy » 10 Oct 2017, 23:17

I wasn’t on lithium when I did have reactive depression back in ’86.

Doc gave me antidepressants, I hardly took any. Wasn’t lithium tho. By end ’86 was back to normal thanks to massage (=relaxation) not pills.

After I was discharged after my hip replacement operation I was given two sheets of 10 Endone tablets. I returned 11 to the pharmacy.
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Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 14:50

Lee is another fuckwit—scared shitless by the thought of AGW—represents change which all conservatives fear.

Was reading OzPol on my iPhone (seriously sucky!) and laughing my head off (PolSux, the Finkel thread) there was all the old crap, hundreds of coal fired power stations being built (really? apart from Japan?) and the good old standby “CO2 is plant food” etc. Phil presenting sensible arguments.

Oh dear, I so miss posting there, NOT!
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Postby Redneck » 11 Oct 2017, 15:39

HBS Guy wrote:Scoot is not the only fuckwit.

Some moron said “bank interest is all your own.”

Fuckwit! You have to pay tax on it and inflation takes a whack out of it too. Apart from that, don’t spend the 2¢ at once!


I have always wondered if one is required to pay tax on bank interest then why arent bank charges tax deducable as part of earning your interest!
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Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 15:41

They are. Well, if running a business but even so I would claim them “Interest less fees $. . . . .” That would be charges on a specific account used to save, I guess, not general bank charges.
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Postby Redneck » 11 Oct 2017, 15:45

HBS Guy wrote:They are. Well, if running a business but even so I would claim them “Interest less fees $. . . . .” That would be charges on a specific account used to save, I guess, not general bank charges.


I dont run a business and am not sure how to associate which of all the shonkey fees relate to a pathetic bit of interest.
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Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 15:47

Lees was funny “I am comfortable with CO2 etc” then raced to cover up a post I made about the science :roll :bgrin
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Redneck wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Scoot is not the only fuckwit.

Some moron said “bank interest is all your own.”

Fuckwit! You have to pay tax on it and inflation takes a whack out of it too. Apart from that, don’t spend the 2¢ at once!


I have always wondered if one is required to pay tax on bank interest then why arent bank charges tax deducable as part of earning your interest!


they are tax deductable
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johnsmith wrote:
Redneck wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Scoot is not the only fuckwit.

Some moron said “bank interest is all your own.”

Fuckwit! You have to pay tax on it and inflation takes a whack out of it too. Apart from that, don’t spend the 2¢ at once!


I have always wondered if one is required to pay tax on bank interest then why arent bank charges tax deducable as part of earning your interest!


they are tax deductable


To normal non business tax payer that dont wear petty coats?
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Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 16:57

If you have an account that you use to save the charges, if any, on that account will be deductable but the charges on a transaction type account are not.
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Redneck wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Redneck wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Scoot is not the only fuckwit.

Some moron said “bank interest is all your own.”

Fuckwit! You have to pay tax on it and inflation takes a whack out of it too. Apart from that, don’t spend the 2¢ at once!


I have always wondered if one is required to pay tax on bank interest then why arent bank charges tax deducable as part of earning your interest!


they are tax deductable


To normal non business tax payer that dont wear petty coats?


to anyone. If you declare the interest received on an account as income, you can claim the fee's on that same account.

If you took your petticoat off for 5 minutes you might have figured that out all on your own
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Postby Redneck » 11 Oct 2017, 19:27

HBS Guy wrote:If you have an account that you use to save the charges, if any, on that account will be deductable but the charges on a transaction type account are not.


What the fuck does that mean in plain english?

to anyone. If you declare the interest received on an account as income, .


The interest is automatically uploaded , not a matter of you declaring it nowdays!

you can claim the fee's on that same account


All the fees?

Or some of the fees and how would you know which fees Mr petticoat cocksucker?
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Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 19:37

So nice to see the interplay between such close friends

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Postby johnsmith » 11 Oct 2017, 20:24

Redneck wrote:The interest is automatically uploaded , not a matter of you declaring it nowdays!


automatic or not, it's still a fucken declaration on your tax return.

Redneck wrote:All the fees?


the fee's incurred in obtaining that interest.

Redneck wrote: how would you know which fees Mr petticoat cocksucker?


cause I'm smarter than you ya dickhead.
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Postby johnsmith » 11 Oct 2017, 20:25

HBS Guy wrote:So nice to see the interplay between such close friends

LOL!



at least he finally figured out how to spell petticoat. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 21:37

Herbert has been taking the stupid pills as well:

http://www.ozpolitic.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1507717978/1#1

Yeah, 2°C warming will be lovely! Sea level rise will be lovely so will the extra extra–large wildfires. India and China won’t miss a heap of water in their rivers, will they? Only 1/3 of the world depends on the Himalayan ice sheet for water. Won’t be a nuclear war there, nah.
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Postby HBS Guy » 11 Oct 2017, 21:52

I think we will reach 3-4°C warming before action is taken, action more expensive and less certain than if we acted now. Want to bet who will be screaming loudest for action to be taken? Lees, roach, Herbert et al.
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