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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 02 Oct 2017, 18:19

Squire wrote:Lisa has cause to be boastful as this portrait exemplifies:

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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby johnsmith » 04 Oct 2017, 17:44

Isn't Lisa Jones & Cods currently banned as of 10 minutes ago? Huh


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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 04 Oct 2017, 17:56

Codsy isn’t, just gave a mouthfull back to some moron. :bgrin
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby A.G » 04 Oct 2017, 18:10

Squire wrote:
Squire wrote:Lisa has cause to be boastful as this portrait exemplifies:

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This could form the basis of one of Ozpolitic denizen Hoss's 'electric art' works.

UF dear unforgiven you cannot even decide who you are you are so confused- lisa- and hoss are worth 100 of you-but aside from that i have never been able to totally dislike you - compared to some you are pretty harmless- even so a pox on you and your kind
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 04 Oct 2017, 22:18

Which one is Lisa?

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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby johnsmith » 04 Oct 2017, 23:48

HBS Guy wrote:Which one is Lisa?

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she's the one out of frame screwing the pig
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby A.G » 05 Oct 2017, 00:34

Image You need your beauty sleep you revolting hack so back in your hole its late
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby johnsmith » 05 Oct 2017, 10:10

A.G wrote:Image You need your beauty sleep you revolting hack so back in your hole its late



is that your american beau?

That's certainly a step up for you.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 05 Oct 2017, 14:03

A.G wrote:
Squire wrote:
Squire wrote:Lisa has cause to be boastful as this portrait exemplifies:

[img ]http://www.offscreen.be/sites/default/files/images/movie/dr_caligari_05.jpg[/img]


This could form the basis of one of Ozpolitic denizen Hoss's 'electric art' works.

UF dear unforgiven you cannot even decide who you are you are so confused- lisa- and hoss are worth 100 of you-but aside from that i have never been able to totally dislike you - compared to some you are pretty harmless- even so a pox on you and your kind


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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 08 Oct 2017, 18:29

The reason Lisa Jones shacked up with an accountant was that she thought the double entry accounting techniques was a sexual practise.

Lisa is still waiting for a rise from hubby. The 20 cm asset is sadly depreciated.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby greggerypeccary » 08 Oct 2017, 18:39

Squire wrote:The reason Lisa Jones shacked up with an accountant was that she thought the double entry accounting techniques was a sexual practise.


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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 09 Oct 2017, 07:27

The mentally disturbed spammer spammed:

I agree! It was awesome not having these mentally deranged spammers online 24/7.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 09 Oct 2017, 13:59

Lisa is a genius. She has discovered a way to give birth to 18-year-old children.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 09 Oct 2017, 17:33

In about 3 months. Smellie Mellie announced she was having a baby and before we knew what had happened—Lisa had twins, insemmination to delivery 3 months.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby mothra » 09 Oct 2017, 17:44

HBS Guy wrote:In about 3 months. Smellie Mellie announced she was having a baby and before we knew what had happened—Lisa had twins, insemmination to delivery 3 months.



And the two that have been 18 for four years and didn't exist during her Yahoo pregnancy.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 09 Oct 2017, 18:27

She is a laugh as long as you know she is an inveterate liar and the only full time troll I think I have ever seen. Not to be trusted an angstrom!
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Sir Bobby » 09 Oct 2017, 21:10

Squire wrote:Lisa is a genius. She has discovered a way to give birth to 18-year-old children.


You idiot - she had 2 children - now teenagers, from her first marriage and 2 from her second marriage.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 09 Oct 2017, 21:15

The second lot came in menopause and took like 3 months from conception to delivery.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby mothra » 10 Oct 2017, 00:25

Sir Bobby wrote:
Squire wrote:Lisa is a genius. She has discovered a way to give birth to 18-year-old children.


You idiot - she had 2 children - now teenagers, from her first marriage and 2 from her second marriage.


She didn't have any children on Yahoo, Booby.

Don't you remember her online miscarriage? Her first child?

It's the stuff of legend.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 10 Oct 2017, 00:27

Booby actually believes Lisa?
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby mothra » 10 Oct 2017, 00:31

Booby will believe whatever causes the most drama and garners him the most attention and abuse.

He's a flagellant, you see.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 10 Oct 2017, 00:46

Yeah, reckon you are right.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 10 Oct 2017, 01:34

Sir Bobby wrote:
Squire wrote:Lisa is a genius. She has discovered a way to give birth to 18-year-old children.


You idiot - she had 2 children - now teenagers, from her first marriage and 2 from her second marriage.


Now Bobby is immersing himself in Lisa's fantasy life. Bobby now has been made to believe that Bobby witnessed the conception and birth of four children.

Did you get some videos, Bobby?

Next, Bobby will be speaking Greek and riding donkeys.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby greggerypeccary » 10 Oct 2017, 10:26

Squire wrote:
Sir Bobby wrote:
Squire wrote:Lisa is a genius. She has discovered a way to give birth to 18-year-old children.


You idiot - she had 2 children - now teenagers, from her first marriage and 2 from her second marriage.


Now Bobby is immersing himself in Lisa's fantasy life. Bobby now has been made to believe that Bobby witnessed the conception and birth of four children.

Did you get some videos, Bobby?

Next, Bobby will be speaking Greek and riding donkeys.


I think he might have already ridden a few donkeys.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 10 Oct 2017, 11:53

greggerypeccary wrote:
Squire wrote:
Sir Bobby wrote:
Squire wrote:Lisa is a genius. She has discovered a way to give birth to 18-year-old children.


You idiot - she had 2 children - now teenagers, from her first marriage and 2 from her second marriage.


Now Bobby is immersing himself in Lisa's fantasy life. Bobby now has been made to believe that Bobby witnessed the conception and birth of four children.

Did you get some videos, Bobby?

Next, Bobby will be speaking Greek and riding donkeys.


I think he might have already ridden a few donkeys.


Greek Orthodox is more Bobby's style:

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