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Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 19 Aug 2016, 14:29

Lisa Jones on a recent Polanimal thread on penis length published that she considered 20 cm was average.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 19 Aug 2016, 14:31

I doubt she has a hubby. Like IQS.R.LOL she lives in a rented flat by herself.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 19 Aug 2016, 14:36

HBS Guy wrote:I doubt she has a hubby. Like IQS.R.LOL she lives in a rented flat by herself.


So she (if it really is female) has created a whole fantasy life? It figures. I suspect the part about leaving her first partner is true because she is extremely abusive and foul mouthed. She probably had to flee in case he went insane from her taunting.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 19 Aug 2016, 14:44

Could well be.

IQS.R.LOL is the same. Has a wife and 3 sons (the youngest of which changed from female to male without surgery :roll :bgrin forgot his lies) yet is on the net every moment he isn’t working or sleeping. So lonely he posted three times one Christmass Day ahahahahaha. He has said he is an engineer in charge of projects worth tens of millions of dollars. Obviously the schmuck WANTED to be an engineer but he knows nothing much.

From what he said about how he arrived at his nick (kept being asked stupid questions all day at work) I concluded he works in a call centre. From the way he reacted to that, I reckon that was spot on.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby A.G » 19 Aug 2016, 16:32

Squire wrote:Lisa Jones on a recent Polanimal thread on penis length published that she considered 20 cm was average.

20 cm average omg- I hope not- she really is weird- the ages of her kids change constantly and she is slightly unhinged that is for sure- hey good to see you here Squire welcome aboard-
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 19 Aug 2016, 16:43

Reminds me of the joke about the Guardsman who only had a 3" dick, unlike his mates.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Lefty » 23 Aug 2016, 07:30

Is this the same Lisa who claims to have gone to uni with Paul Keating's daughter?
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 23 Aug 2016, 08:06

Haven’t heard that one!
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Lefty » 25 Aug 2016, 06:49

Must be a different Lisa then - unless she withdrew that claim ages ago :purple
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 16 Sep 2016, 13:22

Left of Centre wrote:Is this the same Lisa who claims to have gone to uni with Paul Keating's daughter?


I think that was Jesus's daughter.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 16 Sep 2016, 13:41

Left of Centre wrote:Must be a different Lisa then - unless she withdrew that claim ages ago :purple


Lisa's hubby went missing after going down. Hasn't been seen since.

Lisa is disconsolate:

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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 16 Sep 2016, 15:51

Good grief Charlie Brown!
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby A.G » 16 Sep 2016, 20:27

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I wonder if that is photo shopped.. we only speculate about Lisa- do any of us really know?
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Aussie » 16 Sep 2016, 20:32

I agree......I think.

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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 30 Sep 2017, 13:44

Mr. Jones becomes Eeka the Geek, a sideshow performer.

Something is happening here and you don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYgZUoaIhxA[/youtube]

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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Redneck » 30 Sep 2017, 16:00

If he is married to Lisa he is more like a donkey!

Ask her if his nickname is "Horsecock" ? (We had a guy at work many years ago with that nickname for obvious reasons.)
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 30 Sep 2017, 18:43

Squire wrote:Mr. Jones becomes Eeka the Geek, a sideshow performer.

Something is happening here and you don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYgZUoaIhxA[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYgZUoaIhxA


Lisa claims Mr. Lisa Jones is an accountant which is a small dick profession. Lisa is probably engaging in wishful fantasies while horseback riding to get the feel of something big between her legs.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 30 Sep 2017, 18:49

Redneck wrote:If he is married to Lisa he is more like a donkey!

Ask her if his nickname is "Horsecock" ? (We had a guy at work many years ago with that nickname for obvious reasons.)


Lisa claims Mr. Lisa Jones is an accountant which is a small dick profession. Lisa is probably engaging in wishful fantasies while horseback riding to get the feel of something big enough to tickle her fancy between her legs.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby johnsmith » 30 Sep 2017, 20:21

Squire wrote:
Redneck wrote:If he is married to Lisa he is more like a donkey!

Ask her if his nickname is "Horsecock" ? (We had a guy at work many years ago with that nickname for obvious reasons.)


Lisa claims Mr. Lisa Jones is an accountant which is a small dick profession. Lisa is probably engaging in wishful fantasies while horseback riding to get the feel of something big enough to tickle her fancy between her legs.


there isn't a horse strong enough to carry lisa's fat arse.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 30 Sep 2017, 20:22

Clydesdale?
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby johnsmith » 30 Sep 2017, 22:12

HBS Guy wrote:Clydesdale?


doesn't stand a chance.
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Squire » 02 Oct 2017, 18:02

Lisa has cause to be boastful as this portrait exemplifies:

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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby HBS Guy » 02 Oct 2017, 18:05

Far out!
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Re: Lisa Jones considered 20 cm average. Is hubby a horse?

Postby Aussie » 02 Oct 2017, 18:09

Gawd.

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