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cods voted for a Muslim in last Saturday's election :bgrin

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Huh? What seat is that? She's in Canberra.

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Abbott has to leave. :thumb
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Aussie wrote:Huh? What seat is that? She's in Canberra.
https://www.liberal.org.au/member/mina-zaki

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"Born in Kabul, Afghanistan, Zaki migrated to Australia in 1991 as a seven year-old. She has lived in Canberra since 2016 and is a freelance journalist. Zaki appeared in the SBS documentary 'Muslims Like Us' in 2018."

cods had no idea who she was voting for :bgrin

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pinkeye wrote:Abbott has to leave. :thumb
Yes.

That was the best part of my weekend :bgrin

So long Basher :beer

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I watched my son perform in the jazz band. They play all of the cool music. The rest of the band concert was a snoozefest.

My wife liked my last gun purchase so much that she went and bought one just like it over the weekend, except it's a different color. This was after giving me grief for spending so much money on a pistol.

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Texan wrote:I watched my son perform in the jazz band. They play all of the cool music. The rest of the band concert was a snoozefest.

My wife liked my last gun purchase so much that she went and bought one just like it over the weekend, except it's a different color. This was after giving me grief for spending so much money on a pistol.
What instrument does he play?

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Texan wrote:I watched my son perform in the jazz band. They play all of the cool music. The rest of the band concert was a snoozefest.

My wife liked my last gun purchase so much that she went and bought one just like it over the weekend, except it's a different color. This was after giving me grief for spending so much money on a pistol.
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Aussie wrote:Huh? What seat is that? She's in Canberra.
Is cods a woman? :roll :bike :bike
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greggerypeccary wrote:
pinkeye wrote:Abbott has to leave. :thumb
Yes.

That was the best part of my weekend :bgrin

So long Basher :beer
So, Turnbull and Abbott have now gone but the copper internet still didn't get a guernsey!

What a f'n joke this country has become... it reflects the world at large! PURE GREED!!
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but let me give you one of the things that make me smile to lighten the mood, sorry: um, I got pizza for breakfast this morning :bike :bike :bike
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Bongalong wrote:
Aussie wrote:Huh? What seat is that? She's in Canberra.
Is cods a woman? :roll :bike :bike
Yes, you know cods.

Elderly lady who lives in Canberra.

She hates both Muslims and Bill Shorten equally.

She said she was going to vote Liberal in the election, and the Liberal candidate (who lost, by the way) was a Muslim.

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greggerypeccary wrote:
Bongalong wrote:
Aussie wrote:Huh? What seat is that? She's in Canberra.
Is cods a woman? :roll :bike :bike
Yes, you know cods.

Elderly lady who lives in Canberra.

She hates both Muslims and Bill Shorten equally.

She said she was going to vote Liberal in the election, and the Liberal candidate (who lost, by the way) was a Muslim.
Atleast she is wary of muslims... that much I can agree with her on... saying that some, possibly most?!!?, muslims are really good people. I went for a bbq with my next door neighbour the other day and I thought there was only going to be seven people I had to meet ... lol, it was like he was the minister of a church or something and there was atleast 40 plus! He was dressed up in traditonal dress and yeh I thought we were going to start praying at some point but nah it was just excellent food and a big party really.
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No pork sausages/ribs I bet? :bgrin

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HBS Guy wrote:No pork sausages/ribs I bet? :bgrin

I had a muslim at my place for a BBQ on Australia day . The meat was pork as were the sausages ... (I had forgotten that she was muslim). She didn't care in the slightest. Ate everything with gusto.

actually, it was interesting discussion at the table. Did you know the whole concept of multiple wives started when one man took in his brothers family, to provide for and raise as his own, when the brother (original husband) was killed in battle? I'd never considered that before. I can see why in those days it was necessary.
FD.
I hope that bitch who was running their brothels for them gets raped with a cactus.

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Ah right, dinki di Aussie then.

We did not take multiple wives here and we certainly had wars.

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Bongalong wrote:
greggerypeccary wrote:
pinkeye wrote:Abbott has to leave. :thumb
Yes.

That was the best part of my weekend :bgrin

So long Basher :beer
So, Turnbull and Abbott have now gone but the copper internet still didn't get a guernsey!

What a f'n joke this country has become... it reflects the world at large! PURE GREED!!

AND NOW WE CAN SAY OOOPS TAX CUTS? WHAT TAX CUTS?? oH THOSE TAX CUTS. ummm MIGHT TAKE LONGER THAN WE PROMISED,, ummm OOPS.
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HBS Guy wrote:Ah right, dinki di Aussie then.

We did not take multiple wives here and we certainly had wars.
well not that anyone knew about, we just kept the firm British upper lip, as long as appearances are there. :purple
Bongalong... for some reason women are just so superior to anything that ever existed or will ever exist!
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johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:No pork sausages/ribs I bet? :bgrin

I had a muslim at my place for a BBQ on Australia day . The meat was pork as were the sausages ... (I had forgotten that she was muslim). She didn't care in the slightest. Ate everything with gusto.

actually, it was interesting discussion at the table. Did you know the whole concept of multiple wives started when one man took in his brothers family, to provide for and raise as his own, when the brother (original husband) was killed in battle? I'd never considered that before. I can see why in those days it was necessary.
Sounds almost old testament-ish!
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Bongalong wrote:
greggerypeccary wrote:
Bongalong wrote:
Aussie wrote:Huh? What seat is that? She's in Canberra.
Is cods a woman? :roll :bike :bike
Yes, you know cods.

Elderly lady who lives in Canberra.

She hates both Muslims and Bill Shorten equally.

She said she was going to vote Liberal in the election, and the Liberal candidate (who lost, by the way) was a Muslim.
At least she is wary of muslims... that much I can agree with her on...
Why be wary of them?

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greggerypeccary wrote:
Bongalong wrote:
greggerypeccary wrote:
Bongalong wrote:
Aussie wrote:Huh? What seat is that? She's in Canberra.
Is cods a woman? :roll :bike :bike
Yes, you know cods.

Elderly lady who lives in Canberra.

She hates both Muslims and Bill Shorten equally.

She said she was going to vote Liberal in the election, and the Liberal candidate (who lost, by the way) was a Muslim.
At least she is wary of muslims... that much I can agree with her on...
Why be wary of them?
Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!



Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!




Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!




:roll
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If you drive a petrol/diesel car you are condoning the Saudi wahabis who planned and carried out the whole thing.

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Bongalong wrote:
greggerypeccary wrote:
Bongalong wrote:
greggerypeccary wrote:
Bongalong wrote:
Aussie wrote:Huh? What seat is that? She's in Canberra.
Is cods a woman? :roll :bike :bike
Yes, you know cods.

Elderly lady who lives in Canberra.

She hates both Muslims and Bill Shorten equally.

She said she was going to vote Liberal in the election, and the Liberal candidate (who lost, by the way) was a Muslim.
At least she is wary of muslims... that much I can agree with her on...
Why be wary of them?
Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!



Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!




Because 9-11 happened!

Because 9-11 happened!


:roll
You're a fucking idiot.

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We just about provide our own oil in America. We easily could if necessary.

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