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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby pinkeye » 01 Nov 2018, 00:37

yes Batka….. you have a lot to say, but not much actually makes sense
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That ideology being what? exactly. ? Hmmm?

I am definitely interested.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby Texan » 01 Nov 2018, 00:47

I went to Fisherman’s forum. It made me think of the movie “Blazing Saddles. He has built an exact replica of the town of Rock Ridge right down to the red roof on Howard Johnson’s outhouse , but forgot to include people.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby pinkeye » 01 Nov 2018, 00:48

:bgrin :bgrin
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby pinkeye » 01 Nov 2018, 00:51

johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
DonDeeHippy wrote:He has a point ( live in candy land ) we know where u moved too, I reacon John might have white shoes as well :purple



It's also known as 'Gods Country'


and no, no white shoes (it's supposed to be white socks ...........not shoes :roll )

Ohh no maybe I’m American too..... I was thinking of white lines and black ties a les Norton book :purple
Nothin worse than fucking up a insult :OMG



sorry. My mistake. I just googled it. Turns out it was the white shoe brigade after all. It was long before I moved here either way.

I'm not as old as you :hot


The good old White Shoe Brigade.. just a media invention really, to describe those éntrepreneurs' who made their fortune there.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby SethBullock » 01 Nov 2018, 06:08

I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby fisherman » 01 Nov 2018, 06:12

SethBullock wrote:I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”


Don't join on convos you don't own.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby Texan » 01 Nov 2018, 06:25

fisherman wrote:
SethBullock wrote:I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”


Don't join on convos you don't own.


You don't own this forum. How do you expect to get people on your website if you try to boss people around elsewhere?
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby DonDeeHippy » 01 Nov 2018, 06:55

Yes fissureman owns a forum with only 1 member and even that one doesn’t like the company there...... :purple
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby Texan » 01 Nov 2018, 07:09

I'm not trying to pile on the guy, but here is my advice for his forum.

Pick one topic that you are an absolute master of. Pare down the forum to just that topic and seed it with many relevant topics. Start going to similar forums, and instead of inviting people to go to your forum, post on that topic and establish yourself as a good resource. Post links on topics in the similar forum that are covered in your forum. When they see that your site has good information and they trust that you are not a space cadet, maybe they will be inclined to join.

Your current forum has all kinds of cool topical categories, but it's an empty shell and nobody wants to be your guinea pig.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby fisherman » 01 Nov 2018, 07:10

Texan wrote:
fisherman wrote:
SethBullock wrote:I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”


Don't join on convos you don't own.


You don't own this forum. How do you expect to get people on your website if you try to boss people around elsewhere?


I at least don't want to ban your guns like 99% of the people on this forum, but thanks for making that insulting remark about the forum not having users. If I'm important enough, God will give me users. Thanks.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby fisherman » 01 Nov 2018, 07:12

Texan wrote:I'm not trying to pile on the guy, but here is my advice for his forum.

Pick one topic that you are an absolute master of. Pare down the forum to just that topic and seed it with many relevant topics. Start going to similar forums, and instead of inviting people to go to your forum, post on that topic and establish yourself as a good resource. Post links on topics in the similar forum that are covered in your forum. When they see that your site has good information and they trust that you are not a space cadet, maybe they will be inclined to join.

Your current forum has all kinds of cool topical categories, but it's an empty shell and nobody wants to be your guinea pig.

That's useful info, works great for a Business, or if I want to develop it quickly. Honestly I couldn't care less about my forum. It'll serve as something as a diary. Plus I don't need a lot of traffic since I have a couple of other websites on the same shared hosting. It's fast but it cannot handle a large database or a lot of traffic.

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I just don't want my information to disappear anymore. I want it to be there. I wouldn't advertise it on forums. I don't need to be THAT guy. I'll publish it in Google today, and destiny will speak.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby SethBullock » 01 Nov 2018, 08:07

fisherman wrote:
SethBullock wrote:I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”


Don't join on convos you don't own.


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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby fisherman » 01 Nov 2018, 08:08

SethBullock wrote:
fisherman wrote:
SethBullock wrote:I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”


Don't join on convos you don't own.


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Fuck your Sheriff. Most of em were paid murderers, especially the ones that started the Lincoln County War.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby Texan » 01 Nov 2018, 08:16

SethBullock wrote:
fisherman wrote:
SethBullock wrote:I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”


Don't join on convos you don't own.


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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby DonDeeHippy » 01 Nov 2018, 08:28

Texan wrote:
SethBullock wrote:
fisherman wrote:
SethBullock wrote:I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”


Don't join on convos you don't own.


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Jackie Gleason was greatness.

Didn’t he also say... remind me to slap your momma when we get home :purple
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby fisherman » 01 Nov 2018, 09:20

Texan wrote:I'm not trying to pile on the guy, but here is my advice for his forum.

Pick one topic that you are an absolute master of. Pare down the forum to just that topic and seed it with many relevant topics. Start going to similar forums, and instead of inviting people to go to your forum, post on that topic and establish yourself as a good resource. Post links on topics in the similar forum that are covered in your forum. When they see that your site has good information and they trust that you are not a space cadet, maybe they will be inclined to join.

Your current forum has all kinds of cool topical categories, but it's an empty shell and nobody wants to be your guinea pig.


By the way I'm an expert in web design and knives and knife sharpening but a board based on web design or knives and cutlery would be dead for ages. My idea is more global than that. I'm leaving my professional and hobby expertise so I can give people something no one never can. Boards are run by the Zog and are full of idiots and many things get deleted.

Yes, I very well may be an asshole and a "moron" but I'm posting shit nobody posts anywhere. Fact. And I'm working on this and a few other things alone. This doesn't bring me any money so for now it's a freebie. And beggars can't be choosers. There's no full happiness. Shit behaviour for the exchange of eye openers. It is what it is.

These guys here, the ones insulting me, they're old people. From what I understood most of them are 60-70+ years old. You can see they believe their life is already over. And John Smith... John lives in a shack somewhere in the desert, drinking beers all day and watching Netflix like some Zombie.

Sorry, not for me. Too pathetic to execute.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby SethBullock » 01 Nov 2018, 09:32

Texan wrote:
SethBullock wrote:
fisherman wrote:
SethBullock wrote:I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”


Don't join on convos you don't own.


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Junior: “My hat blew off, Daddy”

Buford T Justice: “I hope your goddamn head was in it.”
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby johnsmith » 01 Nov 2018, 10:04

I see the resident moron is still at it.

:roll
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby fisherman » 01 Nov 2018, 10:44

johnsmith wrote:I see the resident moron is still at it.

:roll


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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby johnsmith » 01 Nov 2018, 10:55

fisherman wrote:
johnsmith wrote:I see the resident moron is still at it.

:roll


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careful, with your brains you're more likely to shoot yourself in the foot
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby greggerypeccary » 01 Nov 2018, 11:09

fisherman wrote: And John Smith... John lives in a shack somewhere in the desert, drinking beers all day and watching Netflix


Lucky bastard! :beer
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby johnsmith » 01 Nov 2018, 11:42

greggerypeccary wrote:
fisherman wrote: And John Smith... John lives in a shack somewhere in the desert, drinking beers all day and watching Netflix


Lucky bastard! :beer



come join me! I'll shout you a beer :beer
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby fisherman » 01 Nov 2018, 11:56

greggerypeccary wrote:
fisherman wrote: And John Smith... John lives in a shack somewhere in the desert, drinking beers all day and watching Netflix


Lucky bastard! :beer


I don't think so. Australia is not Bora-Bora, you lo'.
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Re: I have a FORUM

Postby SethBullock » 01 Nov 2018, 12:18

DonDeeHippy wrote:
Texan wrote:
SethBullock wrote:
fisherman wrote:
SethBullock wrote:I’m reminded of the immortal words of the Three Stooges’ Curly ...

Moe to Curly: “What did you do that for, you imbecile?”

Curly (looking mad): “I’m not an imbecile! (Smiles with pride). I’m a moron! Yuk, yuk, yuk!”


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Didn’t he also say... remind me to slap your momma when we get home :purple


Haha!

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