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Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby mothra » 01 Mar 2018, 13:15

Tennessee man flips car five times after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel’

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A Tennessee man told police this week that Jesus personally came to him and told him to let Him drive on his behalf.

The result, reports local news station WVLT, is that his car veered off the highway and then flipped over five times.

Tennessee Highway Patrol officers say that when they arrived on the scene of the accident, 33-year-old Chad England was “speaking gibberish” and trying to flee the scene while carrying a jar.

Police say that England was “obviously” under the influence of drugs at the time of the crash, although the man apparently refused to take a blood test.

A search of England’s car revealed, according to WVLT, “six grams of marijuana, 0.6 grams of cocaine, a pipe, rolling papers, a 3/4 empty bottle of Crown Royal, a small empty bottle of Crown Royal, and several cans used for ‘huffing.'”

Police arrested him and charged him with, among other things, DUI first offense, felony possession of schedule II for resale, possession of schedule VI, and possession of paraphernalia. Officials also say that England had no driver’s license in his possession and that his car was not insured.


https://www.rawstory.com/2018/01/tennessee-man-flips-car-five-times-letting-jesus-take-wheel/
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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby Vulcan » 01 Mar 2018, 15:08

A Finlander called Santa used to let the Reindeer take his sleigh up 'high' and 'magical' when he shared in the Mushies that the deer ate also.
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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby johnsmith » 01 Mar 2018, 16:29

he'll probably claim the reason he's still alive is because god was watching out for him

there's just no helping some people
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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby Gordy » 01 Mar 2018, 19:16

God made Jebus and god made drugs, so his story actually pans out.
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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby johnsmith » 01 Mar 2018, 21:39

Gordy wrote:God made Jebus and god made drugs, so his story actually pans out.






I'd argue that it was drugs that made jebus and god. :OMG
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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby mothra » 01 Mar 2018, 22:01

johnsmith wrote:
Gordy wrote:God made Jebus and god made drugs, so his story actually pans out.






I'd argue that it was drugs that made jebus and god. :OMG



Well, Moses had a thing for tablets.
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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby HBS Guy » 01 Mar 2018, 22:09

And burning bushes :OMG
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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby mothra » 01 Mar 2018, 22:10

HBS Guy wrote:And burning bushes :OMG


... that spoke to him and stuff.
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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby HBS Guy » 01 Mar 2018, 22:14

Someone mention Gillard?
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Re: Man flips car 5x after letting ‘Jesus take the wheel"

Postby Gordy » 02 Mar 2018, 18:32

mothra wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:And burning bushes :OMG


... that spoke to him and stuff.


DMT laden acacia. Mystery solved.
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