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Kids are funny

Postby johnsmith » 05 Jan 2018, 21:27

Earlier tonight my wife was resting on our bed when my 5 year old went upstairs and decided he wanted to help her. He found her make up kit in a drawer and asked her what it was . She explained to him that it's make up and that women use it to make themselves look pretty. He then asked if he could put some on her. Her reply was 'no sweetie, it's nearly bed time and I don't need it now'.

His reply , 'but mummy you don't look very pretty right now, I think you need some'. Wifely cracked up laughing and allowed him to put make up on her.


It ended well then, he spent the next 40 minutes pampering her by putting makeup on her (mostly lipstick), rubbing moisturiser on her face and arms and oils on her legs. He also does the sweetest little massages.


(my wife diarizes all these incidents and he'll get to read them back when he's older)
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Re: Kids are funny

Postby HBS Guy » 05 Jan 2018, 21:36

Aaaaaawwwwww sweet.
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