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Listen here Monk, never buy anything unless you are wearing

Postby HBS Guy » 13 Oct 2017, 10:57

your glasses!

Needed to do the morning poop. No paper left in the ’loo, doesn’t matter, have a 16 pack, go and get a roll. Oh dear, I didn’t buy 16 rolls of poop paper, I bought 8 rolls of paper towel!

Well, needs must, took a roll of paper towel with me.

I don’t recommend paper towel for wiping one’s bum. Oh, it is absorbent alright and strong enough, no finger going through it. But it is rough on that tender bit of the anatomy. Off to get my hair cut for the wedding tomorrow (never have I felt less like attending a family wedding. . .) and will buy the right stuff on the way back.
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