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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 11 May 2015, 23:04

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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 19 May 2015, 19:04

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Um, whaaa??????

:OMG


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Wrong sort of people—all those po–faced christians I guess?
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Hippo birdy, two ewes :jump
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Postby HBS Guy » 30 May 2015, 06:12

Peter George Owen ‏@pgo1980 30m30 minutes ago
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 20 Jun 2015, 16:45

On being divorced, this German man said “You want half of what we bought together? OK.”

Here is how he shared half the possessions:
http://www.thelocal.de/20150619/man-saw ... er-breakup
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 11 Jul 2015, 15:40

French joke..

This tour takes some people through the a palace in Paris, and the tour guide, a proud Frenchman says “In zis rhoom, everyyything it is of a French construct or theme.”…the tourists “ooo” and “ahhh”..but one snarky bloke points to the clock on the wall and snidely remarks “Hey!..those numbers on the clock aren’t French, they are Latin letters..”…Nonplussed, the tour guide brushes his sleeve and replies sardonically ;

“Vell, sir..it would look djolly silly would it not, with the French letters!”
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 09 Aug 2015, 14:35

One for Aussie:

Joke of the week
A golfer is walking down to his golf course, carrying his clubs, when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint.

He pulls out a wedge, creeps up behind the gunman and smashes it over the back of his head, knocking him unconscious.

"You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a member of the Saudi royal family and I have the power and money to give you anything you desire as a reward."

The golfer glances at his golf bag. "Well, some golf clubs would be nice," he says.

Two weeks later, the Sheikh's secretary calls up. "We've got your golf clubs," she says, "but the Sheikh would like to apologise to you in advance: two of them don't have swimming pools."



Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/comment/lost-in-t ... iu5py.html
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby Aussie » 09 Aug 2015, 18:23

Think I saw that one coming.......But.....here's one....just an expression I saw on FaceBook today.

If, when you take her clothes off, you see that her bra matches her knickers, it was not you who decided to have sex.

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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 16 Aug 2015, 15:57

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and I have some bad news …”

The tycoon replies: “I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first?”

The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth 
a minimum of $2 million to $3 million.”


The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “ Well done … very good news indeed! You've just made my day; 
now what's the bad news?”


The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
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Postby HBS Guy » 06 Oct 2015, 09:15

LOVE this!

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Postby HBS Guy » 17 Oct 2015, 12:11

The Preservation of Man

The horse and mule live 30 years,
and nothing knows of wines and beers.
The goat and sheep at 20 die
with never a taste of scotch or rye.
The cow drinks water by the ton
and at 18 is mostly done.
The dog at 16 cashes in
without the aid of rum or gin.
The cat in milk and water soaks
and then in 12 short years it croaks.
The modest sober bone-dry hen
lays eggs for nogs, then dies at 10.
All animals are strictly dry
they sinless live and swiftly die.
But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men
survive for 3-score years and 10.
And some of us, the mighty few
stay pickled till we’re 92.
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Postby HBS Guy » 17 Oct 2015, 21:59

Heh, goodie:

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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

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Postby HBS Guy » 27 Nov 2015, 09:04

Cannibalism :bgrin



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Postby HBS Guy » 04 Dec 2015, 21:38

Dogs waking owners up:




Not to be outdone, CATS waking owners up:
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 11 Dec 2015, 16:55

Heh, the only way you could post a picture like that with Demi in place of the cat would be if Demi was dead. Even a toy rat would be worried and dragged around the place! Unfortunately—she is nearly as good at killing chickend :sad
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 26 Dec 2015, 13:03

Boxing Day:

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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby A.G » 27 Dec 2015, 00:16

Is that EL from over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i say that on account the girly boxing gloves to match his girly heart and the stain running down the inside leg.
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 27 Dec 2015, 08:32

You love him really, I can tell!


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