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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 25 Nov 2014, 15:35

Was engaged in my fave Twitter past time, arguing with Lib trolls.

This one:
.@AlwaysACowboy @Bowenchris @JoeHockey Under Labor we got the 9As and grew to be the 12th largest economy. Shambles 14 month $109Bn deficit!


Got “You are a socialist and deal in lies not facts” and departure of said troll.

Chalk another win up!

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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 03 Dec 2014, 20:12

https://au.news.yahoo.com/nsw/a/2123436 ... e-content/

Prime Minister Tony Abbott has suffered an awkward moment after a video posted on YouTube about how he's "delivered on his promise" was taken down for being 'deceptive content'.


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Postby HBS Guy » 04 Dec 2014, 07:34

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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 04 Dec 2014, 20:15

Bill Shorten got in some of his zingers today, last day of Parliament:

I promised to bring you a little bit of Bill Shorten’s government report card from earlier today. It was, as Mike Bowers would say, #peakzinger for Bill. He introduced the matter for public importance as the under-achievement of the PM. Then he went through the performance of ministers.

Possibly the minister for foreign affairs, gets the top banana – easily the best performed woman in the Abbott cabinet. She’s going so well that the PMO decided to make her take excess baggage to Lima – the minister for Trade.

Joe Hockey—what a year he has had! Two great publications—he launched a budget and he launched his book. It is hard to know which one his colleagues like more.

Then of course we have had his John Farnham style tour—trying to one more time sell his rotten budget. Then we will never forget the gig he had with Jacquie Lambie—that did not end so well.

And of course Joe Hockey has memorably given us the arguments that the strong economic performance need.

‘A GP tax? That’s just a couple of beers’— that line worked! ‘Pensioners have never had it so good’—I would not go there again, Joe! And don’t worry about the petrol tax because ‘poor people don’t drive cars’.

And in the other house there are some contributors. Senator Brandis made two noteworthy contributions. The first was ‘the right to be a bigot’.

And then there interview on metadata, which was the most awkward of television since the 70-second staring competition the prime minister had with Mark Riley.

And then of course we had ‘old charm offensive’ himself, Senator Abetz—more offence than charm—bobbing up on the project. That must have been a set up. I have heard the expression first time guest, but it was a first-time viewer. And he gave us some 1950s medical science.

And then there was the minister for the environment—whose title is sheer irony.
He has defended the Antarctic walrus, the Tasmanian tiger and any other animal he finds on Wikipedia! We had of course the minister for immigration, who was working relentlessly on operations self-promotion.


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Postby HBS Guy » 06 Dec 2014, 13:52

http://io9.com/heres-the-first-recorded ... 1519247071

First recorded instance of the F word in English.
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Postby HBS Guy » 10 Dec 2014, 09:57

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Morriscum truly is vile, a false christian, a fascist with the morals of a kidnapper. Playing God with the lives of desperate people. Sick making!
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Postby HBS Guy » 14 Dec 2014, 10:14



Hilarious skit on gun control.
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 19 Dec 2014, 08:54

No Nativity Scene in Canberra, Australia this Year

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the nation’s Capital this Christmas season.

This isn’t for any religious reason.

They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in Canberra ..

The search for a Virgin continues…..

There was no problem, however, finding enough donkeys to fill the stable.
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Postby HBS Guy » 27 Dec 2014, 21:18

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bwahahahaha Fallopians :bgrin :pope
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Postby HBS Guy » 27 Dec 2014, 22:18

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Another pious scumbag masquerading as a “christian.”
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Postby HBS Guy » 27 Dec 2014, 22:25

:OMG what a shootout, soccer penalty shootout!



That poor, but surprisingly effective goal keeper!
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Postby HBS Guy » 28 Dec 2014, 22:30

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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 01 Jan 2015, 15:52

One of our members might like this one:

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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby Aussie » 02 Jan 2015, 15:07

Blaaaaaaady hell!!!

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Postby annielaurie » 03 Jan 2015, 02:54

Holy moly!

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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby Aussie » 03 Jan 2015, 21:48

Is love really this blind?

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Postby HBS Guy » 03 Jan 2015, 22:04

THAT weren’t no cow!
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 05 Jan 2015, 22:33

Somebody dressed monkey in a leather jacket one size too big for it. Twitter went very creative :bgrin

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One last one, this one harks back to that silly photo of monkey and Abe with legs raised onto the framework of that tank or boiler or whatever:
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Postby Celetina » 05 Jan 2015, 23:36

I'm told he bought that jacket with the money he saved denying ADF soldiers a decent pay rise.
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 06 Jan 2015, 08:39

Heh, I did see a photo of monkey meeting the troops, in the background a big whiteboard with writing on it in big letters “Don’t mention pay” but could be someone had photoshopped that in.
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 15 Jan 2015, 06:04

This applies to monkey just as much:
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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 15 Jan 2015, 20:16

Awww – someone has written a song for Tony.

It’s by The Smith Street Band and it’s called Wipe That Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Punchable Face”

It’s not my sort of music, but I agree 100% and then some with the lyrics.

http://poisoncityrecords.bandcamp.com/track/wipe-that-shit-eating-grin-off-your-punchable-face


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Re: Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby John S » 16 Jan 2015, 08:01

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If you worry you get ulcers.
If you get ulcers you can't drink.
If you can't drink think of all hospitality workers out of work.
So don't worry and keep the unemployment rate down.
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