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Crappy cartoons, putrid puns ..

Postby HBS Guy » 21 Nov 2009, 09:05

When I was a kid my parents often moved house.
But I always managed to find them!


What do you call a line of backwardly hopping bunnies?
A receding hareline

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(McFarlane & Wong, getting together so well it is a love fest--Peter Harcher in the Age)
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Postby HBS Guy » 21 Nov 2009, 09:24

Or read any of the crap the lunatic AnaTom posts in what Deepshit thinks is a Political forum :grn :yahoo :purple :bike

hahahahah AnTom crapped on something about courses available and, oh dear, Hebe, posting as Arnie in the Sheep Pen, replied

Why don't you avail yourself of some


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Postby Ethnic » 21 Nov 2009, 10:21

Just the thing I want to see on a Saturday morning - Penny Wong's arse!
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Postby HBS Guy » 21 Nov 2009, 11:18

But you also get McFarlane's! :purple
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Postby Lefty » 21 Nov 2009, 11:36

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug.
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Postby HBS Guy » 21 Nov 2009, 11:56

Can you wander about while plugged into Kevvy's fibre optic traction engine, plopping pulses of light down a hopelessly slender and restrictive cable?


[My emphasis]

Oh man this really gets me. He is soooo fucking wrong!
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Postby HBS Guy » 21 Nov 2009, 13:02

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Postby Lefty » 21 Nov 2009, 14:39

I have a feeling they're going to ban those :bgrin
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Postby HBS Guy » 21 Nov 2009, 14:45

That poor seat! That poor suspension!
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Postby Lefty » 21 Nov 2009, 14:47

My poor eyes :mrgreen:
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Postby Cherie » 21 Nov 2009, 22:39

Love ethnics display pic..

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its kewl
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Postby Ethnic » 21 Nov 2009, 23:06

HBS Guy wrote:Anti car-jacking device.

http://www.stellaparker.com/funny1/pics ... Device.jpg


Ahhhhhhh, I'm blind!!!
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Postby Ethnic » 21 Nov 2009, 23:08

auzgurl wrote:Love ethnics display pic..

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its kewl


Thanx auzgurl.
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Postby Ethnic » 21 Nov 2009, 23:09

HBS Guy, is this the shop next to yours?

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Postby HBS Guy » 21 Nov 2009, 23:18

Pussy cleaners! Would offer some fine sights walking past the window!

Sadly, nah, first a manicurist now a butcher.
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Postby Ethnic » 22 Nov 2009, 01:13

Rodney Dangerfield:

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home."

"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
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Postby Cherie » 22 Nov 2009, 12:21

Ethnic wrote:Rodney Dangerfield:

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home."

"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
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omg Im now a Rodney Dangerfield fan..thats hilarious.Is he an Australian ?
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Postby annielaurie » 22 Nov 2009, 12:35

Those quotes are hysterical!

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Postby Ethnic » 22 Nov 2009, 14:03

Rodney Dangerfield was American. He was absolutely hilarious.

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

"My wife made me join her bridge club ... I jump next Tuesday."

"Boy were we poor, if I wasn't born a boy I would of had nothing to play with."
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Postby HBS Guy » 26 Nov 2009, 19:08

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.
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Postby HBS Guy » 27 Nov 2009, 12:58

This is interesting! And to paraphrase W.C. Fields,
I don't drink water, because fish shit in it..



To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter
of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine, beer = Health.


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
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Postby Ethnic » 27 Nov 2009, 15:58

Fanx, i am alredy on my fif botel of chocy stot and, hiccup, fell cleen and pur, hiccup hiccup hiccup

fanx juviol mink
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Postby HBS Guy » 27 Nov 2009, 16:01

hehehehehehe you sot!

I am 2 hours behind you!
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Postby Lefty » 27 Nov 2009, 17:20

I have just started (burp) :purple
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