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Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 18 Aug 2019, 15:44

Reckon she has practised those lines Seth especially the Universal Studios thing......but still, an adorable Old Biddy!

:bgrin

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 18 Aug 2019, 14:51

Right off the bat, this lady tells a funny story about her visit to Universal Studios.

The whole video is great though.

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 17 Aug 2019, 14:26

Why women live longer than men.

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 16 Aug 2019, 20:07

Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl


Italian?

:bgrin



Greek
:up


Splitting hairs. Italy....Greece....a short swim away from each other.

:bgrin


it's an even shorter swim from aus to PNG ... are you saying it's the same thing?

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 19:52

Hehe.

Image

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 19:40

johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl


Italian?

:bgrin



Greek
:up


Splitting hairs. Italy....Greece....a short swim away from each other.

:bgrin

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 16 Aug 2019, 19:15

ahahahaha!

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 16 Aug 2019, 18:22

Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl


Italian?

:bgrin



Greek
:up

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 18:06

johnsmith wrote:
HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl


Italian?

:bgrin

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 17:55

HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.


Of course it's the same slab! Would I fib?

:bike

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 16 Aug 2019, 17:17

HBS Guy wrote:Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.



was in the van with my former business partner one day, driving from one job to another, when he saw his brother in law troweling off a freshly poured driveway. Immediately, before i could say anything, he hits the blinker and turns into the same driveway. His brother in law was soooooo pissed. I was laughing so hard. Brother in law was a dickhead so deserved it.

:rofl

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 16 Aug 2019, 17:08

Ahahahaha the best so far! Not the same slab but that’s OK.

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 16 Aug 2019, 16:50

So.....

Re: funny

Post by DonDeeHippy » 15 Aug 2019, 17:37

Aussie wrote:Oh well, even Old Women have needs, you know.

I herd that joke I think from my Father as a kid but it was 2 nuns :rofl

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 15 Aug 2019, 17:14

Oh well, even Old Women have needs, you know.

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 15 Aug 2019, 13:06

Aussie wrote:Well.....


That sounds like it could have been said by Steven Wright.

Re: funny

Post by greggerypeccary » 15 Aug 2019, 12:37

SethBullock wrote:
Aussie wrote:So quickly!


:WTF


Aussies are armed with milk crates and cafe chairs, and they bring down a murderer and prevent many more deaths.

Americans are armed to the hilt with high-powered firearms, and they can't stop shit.

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/police-praise-heroic-bystanders-who-used-chairs-a-milk-crate-and-an-axe-to-stop-sydney-knifeman/news-story/cd96652a0d04ca17c8fdde34c30550c6

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 15 Aug 2019, 12:30

Aussie wrote:So quickly!


:WTF

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 15 Aug 2019, 08:52

So quickly!

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 14 Aug 2019, 17:44

Well.....

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 14 Aug 2019, 14:39

:bgrin

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 14 Aug 2019, 11:56

An airline pilot texts his wife while landing ....

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 14 Aug 2019, 03:34

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Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 13 Aug 2019, 07:22

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Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 08 Aug 2019, 12:24

Hahaha.

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