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Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 19 Jun 2019, 10:01

I never see that combover without wishing someone would tip a bucket of water over it.

Re: funny

Post by greggerypeccary » 19 Jun 2019, 09:30

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Re: funny

Post by greggerypeccary » 19 Jun 2019, 09:15

SethBullock wrote:
gun story.jpg


"you need more ammo".


:bgrin Lol

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 19 Jun 2019, 09:11

HBS Guy wrote:


Hahahaha!

I once had an exchange with a defense attorney in a Driving Under the Influence trial, in front of a jury.

Lawyer: Now Officer, you testified that Mr Smith had bloodshot and watery eyes. Is that correct?

Me: Yes.

Lawyer: Isn't it true, Officer, that bloodshot or watery looking eyes can be caused by a lack of sleep or allergies?

Me: Yes.

Lawyer: You also testified that Mr Smith had the odor of alcohol on his breath. Is that correct?

Me: Yes.

Lawyer: Officer, isn't it true that a person would have the odor of alcohol on their breath after drinking only one beer?

Me: Yes.

Lawyer: And after drinking only one beer, would a person become legally intoxicated?

Me: No.

Lawyer: Officer, you testified that Mr Smith had slurred speech. Can slurred speech be caused by a head injury?

Me: Yes.

Lawyer: Could lack of balance be caused by an injury?

Me: Yes.

(The defendant had been in a minor fender bender in a parking lot at very low speed and sought no medical treatment, nor did he show signs of injury.)

Lawyer: Officer, you have investigated car crashes in your daily duties, haven't you?

Me: Yes.

Lawyer: How many would estimate you have investigated?

Me: I would estimate it was several hundred.

Lawyer: Officer, is it your experience that some people in car crashes don't show signs of injury until later?

Me: Yes.

(At this point, the lawyer should have just left it alone, and saved it for his final arguments. But no ...)

Lawyer: Well then, Officer, if each one of these observations you testified to could have been caused by something other than intoxication, why did you believe Mr Smith was intoxicated?

Me: Because when all of these things are present at the same time, the logical conclusion is that the person is under the influence of alcohol.

Lawyer: No further questions, Your Honor.

His client was found "Guilty" by the jury.

I couldn't believe he asked me that question. :oops

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 19 Jun 2019, 08:37

gun story.jpg

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 19 Jun 2019, 08:29

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Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 19 Jun 2019, 08:27

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Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 16 Jun 2019, 00:43

Re: funny

Post by Squire » 15 Jun 2019, 13:19

Image

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 14 Jun 2019, 06:55

Defending trumpy

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 12 Jun 2019, 18:08

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 12 Jun 2019, 17:04

:grn

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 12 Jun 2019, 14:52

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Smile!

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 10 Jun 2019, 21:26

:rofl

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 08 Jun 2019, 20:03

I will ask him.

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 08 Jun 2019, 19:44

HBS Guy wrote:
Trump loves dictators and hates the laws that stop him being one. He is too dumb and disorganised to change the laws to become a dictator—the danger lies in who follows him as POTUS.


Tweet by a yank.


Apparently, that guy skipped Civics 101.

I wonder what laws that guy thinks a president can change.

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 08 Jun 2019, 12:03

Trump loves dictators and hates the laws that stop him being one. He is too dumb and disorganised to change the laws to become a dictator—the danger lies in who follows him as POTUS.


Tweet by a yank.

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 08 Jun 2019, 09:33

johnsmith wrote:
SethBullock wrote:A facebook friend posted this saying he was trying out his new stamp.

Trump lives here.png



are you trying to get Greg going?

:giggle


Who? Meeeeeee? :bgrin

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 08 Jun 2019, 09:32

trump bear.png

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 08 Jun 2019, 09:24

SethBullock wrote:A facebook friend posted this saying he was trying out his new stamp.

Trump lives here.png



are you trying to get Greg going?

:giggle

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 08 Jun 2019, 09:20

A facebook friend posted this saying he was trying out his new stamp.

Trump lives here.png

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 08 Jun 2019, 08:46

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Re: funny

Post by Squire » 05 Jun 2019, 11:25

SethBullock wrote:I was in the store a while back when a t-shirt on display caught my eye. Black background and a picture on the front of a Ford Mustang GT. Over the top of that it said "Made in America".

I looked at the tag inside the collar. "Made in Guatemala".


Its all arguable. The ex-factory price of the t-shirt was probably 10% or less of the retail price.

Therefore, on balance it helps American jobs more than Guatemalan jobs.

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 04 Jun 2019, 21:25

I was in the store a while back when a t-shirt on display caught my eye. Black background and a picture on the front of a Ford Mustang GT. Over the top of that it said "Made in America".

I looked at the tag inside the collar. "Made in Guatemala".

Re: funny

Post by greggerypeccary » 04 Jun 2019, 13:06

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