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Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 17 Sep 2019, 20:16

You ain’t 79—slow reflexes, brittle bones etc.

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 17 Sep 2019, 19:59

HBS Guy wrote:WTF was a 79yo doing on a pushbike anyway?


why not? It's a great form of exercise, and Wollongong has some of the best cycle tracks in the country. I wish the gold coast would take some notes. Totally separate from the roads, up and down along the coast with great views over the ocean. I've cycled it plenty of times.

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 17 Sep 2019, 11:02

ahahahahaha!

Re: funny

Post by DonDeeHippy » 17 Sep 2019, 04:49

HBS Guy wrote:We talked of magpies swooping up thread a bit.

Not so funny: a magpie swoop on a 79yo cyclist resulted in his death:

https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/state/nsw/2019/09/16/magpie-fatal-cycle-crash/

WTF was a 79yo doing on a pushbike anyway?

Probably a bearing seized on his skateboard :purple

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 16 Sep 2019, 17:22

We talked of magpies swooping up thread a bit.

Not so funny: a magpie swoop on a 79yo cyclist resulted in his death:

https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/state/nsw/2019/09/16/magpie-fatal-cycle-crash/

WTF was a 79yo doing on a pushbike anyway?

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 10 Sep 2019, 19:52

Image

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 10 Sep 2019, 18:19

mothra wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:Mr Smith.......I want you to try that with Mrs Smith, and get one of your Sons to film it! That would be priceless!!!!

:bgrin


I would but I don't think it'll work if I do it. She's seen that video. It's an old one from facebook.

However, it might work if I asked my 10 yr old to do it. She thinks he's still innocent and will be more willing to play along with his 'magic trick'.




Tell her the whale joke. It's how i used to work out if guys were worth my attention.

You ask the person "what noise does a cow make" ... they say 'moo' .. you tell them to put their back into and do a proper cow imperswonation. RRepeat with every animal you can think of.

The ask what sound a whale makes. Casually take a mouthful of handy beverage and don't swallow. When they try to do a whale impersonation (always amusing), shake your head no and spurt said beverage into their face.

Best performed in summer.


:clap :jump

will definitely try that one day

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 10 Sep 2019, 00:39

Ahahaha!

Re: funny

Post by mothra » 10 Sep 2019, 00:36

johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:Mr Smith.......I want you to try that with Mrs Smith, and get one of your Sons to film it! That would be priceless!!!!

:bgrin


I would but I don't think it'll work if I do it. She's seen that video. It's an old one from facebook.

However, it might work if I asked my 10 yr old to do it. She thinks he's still innocent and will be more willing to play along with his 'magic trick'.




Tell her the whale joke. It's how i used to work out if guys were worth my attention.

You ask the person "what noise does a cow make" ... they say 'moo' .. you tell them to put their back into and do a proper cow imperswonation. RRepeat with every animal you can think of.

The ask what sound a whale makes. Casually take a mouthful of handy beverage and don't swallow. When they try to do a whale impersonation (always amusing), shake your head no and spurt said beverage into their face.

Best performed in summer.

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 09 Sep 2019, 21:25

Aussie wrote:Mr Smith.......I want you to try that with Mrs Smith, and get one of your Sons to film it! That would be priceless!!!!

:bgrin


I would but I don't think it'll work if I do it. She's seen that video. It's an old one from facebook.

However, it might work if I asked my 10 yr old to do it. She thinks he's still innocent and will be more willing to play along with his 'magic trick'.

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 09 Sep 2019, 21:21

Aussie wrote:
johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:Hahahahahahahaaaa. What was she saying Mr Smith?



She's calling him a bastard and a son of a bitch (whore). :yahoo :yahoo :yahoo


Funny...she is (apparently) calling her own son a bastard and son of a bitch!


In my experience it's common with Italian women. I had already lost count of the number of times my mum called me those exact same things by the time I was 5.

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 09 Sep 2019, 16:50

Mr Smith.......I want you to try that with Mrs Smith, and get one of your Sons to film it! That would be priceless!!!!

:bgrin

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 09 Sep 2019, 16:48

johnsmith wrote:
Aussie wrote:Hahahahahahahaaaa. What was she saying Mr Smith?



She's calling him a bastard and a son of a bitch (whore). :yahoo :yahoo :yahoo


Funny...she is (apparently) calling her own son a bastard and son of a bitch!

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 09 Sep 2019, 16:29

She got upset in two languages :bgrin :bgrin :bgrin

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 09 Sep 2019, 16:22

Aussie wrote:Hahahahahahahaaaa. What was she saying Mr Smith?



She's calling him a bastard and a son of a bitch (whore). :yahoo :yahoo :yahoo

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 09 Sep 2019, 13:10

Hahahahahahahaaaa. What was she saying Mr Smith?

Re: funny

Post by SethBullock » 09 Sep 2019, 11:54

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 08 Sep 2019, 17:14

Image

Re: funny

Post by Squire » 07 Sep 2019, 11:13

Image

Re: funny

Post by Squire » 07 Sep 2019, 09:11

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Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 06 Sep 2019, 20:59

Suffering from pain in left shoulder amnd left side of my neck. But I found something that took my mind off that pain: I accidentally cracked my right knee but good on a doorframe! :oops

Now I am thinking about that pain! :grn :grn :grn

Re: funny

Post by HBS Guy » 06 Sep 2019, 16:09

Sparkling Ale all the way.



Yeah!


The Pale Ale is wishy washy, needs a good belt of hops near the end of the boil!

The stout, dumbed down and tasteless! Used to be good, lovely strong licorice edge to it, yum!

Vintage Ale is fine, but a bit strong for a session beer!

Was a very strong Stout but that has not been produced for ages.

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 05 Sep 2019, 13:54

And.....

Re: funny

Post by johnsmith » 04 Sep 2019, 14:58

man gets home from work and asks his wife
'what would you do if I won lotto'
she replies 'I'd take half and leave you'
he digs into his pocket, takes out $6 and gives it to her.
Then he says ' Well, today I won $12 on lotto, you got your half now piss off"

Re: funny

Post by Aussie » 04 Sep 2019, 14:10

If only that were real and not staged......that would be hilarious!

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