So...what animal is gonna kill you in Australia?

Lols

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Geez, we truly do share this planet with "others".
And a couple days ago, we found shed snake skin under the Hills clothes line. Now where is it hiding?
 

SethBullock

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Lols said:
Geez, we truly do share this planet with "others".
And a couple days ago, we found shed snake skin under the Hills clothes line. Now where is it hiding?
Curled up in your toilet.
 

Texan

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We seem to have more dog maulings than any other creature attacking. Most of the attacks are in South Dallas, where thug wannabes get a pitbull to look tough or fight dogs for sport. These idiots get tired of abusing their dog and it runs away and attacks somebody. Happens about twice a year in Dallas.

Dogs don't scare me. What scares me are water moccasins. Semi aquatic vipers. They are very aggressive and very quiet. I was fishing with my sons when they were about 6 and 8. A water moccasin started swimming straight at us with his mouth open from about 15 meters away. We dropped our poles and I grabbed my boys hands and we walked away. I returned a few minutes later to collect the gear.



At least a rattle snake will give you a warning.
 

SethBullock

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Texan said:
We seem to have more dog maulings than any other creature attacking. Most of the attacks are in South Dallas, where thug wannabes get a pitbull to look tough or fight dogs for sport. These idiots get tired of abusing their dog and it runs away and attacks somebody. Happens about twice a year in Dallas.

Dogs don't scare me. What scares me are water moccasins. Semi aquatic vipers. They are very aggressive and very quiet. I was fishing with my sons when they were about 6 and 8. A water moccasin started swimming straight at us with his mouth open from about 15 meters away. We dropped our poles and I grabbed my boys hands and we walked away. I returned a few minutes later to collect the gear.



At least a rattle snake will give you a warning.
I visited your fair state a couple of years ago to do some feral pig hunting. It wasn't really "hunting". It was "ambushing" from an elevated blind. Our guide told us to continually look down as we walked to or from his vehicle to the blind because of the concern about water moccasins. Believe me, I did as I was told, and a lot of this "ambushing" was done after dark, so I used a flashlight and walked slowly. :?
 

SethBullock

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Aussie said:
Link.

Reckon that is crap.....they have not included those bastard drop bears.

:bike
You guys talk and talk and talk about all the violence in America, but at least America doesn't have man-eating cows and horses.

And WTF are all these man-eating "Mammals (other)"? Don't you want to know which "mammals (other)" are considering having you for a snack?

And WTF is a "non-venomous" insect sting that causes people to fall over dead by the thousands in Australia. (OK, so it's only 8.) In the U.S. venomous insects sting you or bite you and inject venom, not non-venomous insects.

I'm getting the distinct impression that your little island paradise has got some bad shit you're not telling us about. Freaking man-eating horses, undefined man-eating mammals, and insects that are so badass they don't even need venom to sting you to death.

Holy shit! :scare
 

Dax

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SethBullock said:
Aussie said:
Link.

Reckon that is crap.....they have not included those bastard drop bears.

:bike
You guys talk and talk and talk about all the violence in America, but at least America doesn't have man-eating cows and horses.

And WTF are all these man-eating "Mammals (other)"? Don't you want to know which "mammals (other)" are considering having you for a snack?

And WTF is a "non-venomous" insect sting that causes people to fall over dead by the thousands in Australia. (OK, so it's only 8.) In the U.S. venomous insects sting you or bite you and inject venom, not non-venomous insects.

I'm getting the distinct impression that your little island paradise has got some bad shit you're not telling us about. Freaking man-eating horses, undefined man-eating mammals, and insects that are so badass they don't even need venom to sting you to death.

Holy shit! :scare
At least they don't carry guns
 

jovialmo

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ahahahahahaha!


Cows with guns!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI[/youtube]
 

Aussie1

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SethBullock said:
Aussie said:
Link.

Reckon that is crap.....they have not included those bastard drop bears.

:bike
You guys talk and talk and talk about all the violence in America, but at least America doesn't have man-eating cows and horses.

And WTF are all these man-eating "Mammals (other)"? Don't you want to know which "mammals (other)" are considering having you for a snack?

And WTF is a "non-venomous" insect sting that causes people to fall over dead by the thousands in Australia. (OK, so it's only 8.) In the U.S. venomous insects sting you or bite you and inject venom, not non-venomous insects.

I'm getting the distinct impression that your little island paradise has got some bad shit you're not telling us about. Freaking man-eating horses, undefined man-eating mammals, and insects that are so badass they don't even need venom to sting you to death.

Holy shit! :scare
Yeah.....we can't even sleep in peace, you know. Snakes like warmth too, so ya gotta learn to share.

Link.

:bgrin
 

johnsmith

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SethBullock said:
Aussie said:
Link.

Reckon that is crap.....they have not included those bastard drop bears.

:bike
You guys talk and talk and talk about all the violence in America, but at least America doesn't have man-eating cows and horses.

And WTF are all these man-eating "Mammals (other)"? Don't you want to know which "mammals (other)" are considering having you for a snack?

And WTF is a "non-venomous" insect sting that causes people to fall over dead by the thousands in Australia. (OK, so it's only 8.) In the U.S. venomous insects sting you or bite you and inject venom, not non-venomous insects.

I'm getting the distinct impression that your little island paradise has got some bad shit you're not telling us about. Freaking man-eating horses, undefined man-eating mammals, and insects that are so badass they don't even need venom to sting you to death.

Holy shit! :scare
you haven't heard the worst of it. We usually try not to tell potential f̶o̶o̶d̶ tourists
 

UncleSam

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johnsmith said:
SethBullock said:
Aussie said:
Link.

Reckon that is crap.....they have not included those bastard drop bears.

:bike
You guys talk and talk and talk about all the violence in America, but at least America doesn't have man-eating cows and horses.

And WTF are all these man-eating "Mammals (other)"? Don't you want to know which "mammals (other)" are considering having you for a snack?

And WTF is a "non-venomous" insect sting that causes people to fall over dead by the thousands in Australia. (OK, so it's only 8.) In the U.S. venomous insects sting you or bite you and inject venom, not non-venomous insects.

I'm getting the distinct impression that your little island paradise has got some bad shit you're not telling us about. Freaking man-eating horses, undefined man-eating mammals, and insects that are so badass they don't even need venom to sting you to death.

Holy shit! :scare
you haven't heard the worst of it. We usually try not to tell potential f̶o̶o̶d̶ tourists
Well played.
 

Dax

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The most deadly and destructive animal in Aus that is gonna kill you, is an ideological human and they kill just about everything they come across.
 

DonDeeHippy

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yup those anti PC crusaders will beat u up if u don't make a racist joke or put women in their place every once in a while , at the very least a sarcastic comment about religion to conform :rofl :rofl :purple
 
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