So, if I wanted to get simple info on you.....say your date of birth......I would have to go to the place they record births. What year were you born in......hell, that's right....I'd have to guess......now I remember you said you were 58, or was it 57....hell......I have over 700 days to choose from.....help me out here will ya.....I trust ya won't lie....yer not that kinda guy......well, I'm pretty sure of the date.....a clairvoyant told me it was some time in the summer, but were you born in Australia, or somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere.....shit Aussie.....give a guy a break......thanks....& you would be lyin to me now would ya......ok, ok, now I got the exact day direct from you.....I just look up all the people born that day with the surname Aussie.....this is easy....
Without you leavin' breadcrumbs fer me ta follow Grettle, a genius like me would have a tough road to travel in the night......if not tough.....damn impossible.
Please, be serious........I'd only find out who you were if you published it somewhere on the net, & you were foolish enough to tell someone, who told someone else, who told someone else, who eventually told me somewhere down the line.....