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SethBullock

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I love 5, the dog and cat one.....
My old cat has gone deaf , I've been pondering is it more crazy to keep having conversations with her now she is deaf or the fact I am having conversations with her.....I suppose if I made sure she can see me talk it's ok, I'm sure she can lip read...
I laughed out loud when I read 5.
 

DonDeeHippy

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So I was at Coles earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.
 

SethBullock

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I was watching a fishing show on YouTube yesterday. The host of the show always goes out fishing with one of four young women. Sometimes their YouTube fans send them little gifts - fishing gear and such - and they open the gifts on camera. The girl opened one of the gifts, and it was a nice pink t-shirt she could wear. One the front, in black letters, it said

I'D RATHER BE F ... I ... S ... H ... ING
 

DonDeeHippy

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This is a add from Meat & Livestock Australia and it's brilliant.......Couldn't just post the video though....
Made my day....
 

johnsmith

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@DonDeeHippy

The United States of Australia ...

Has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? :)

Every year the Australian Lamb Industry puts out an add to promote lamb for Australia day .they're usually pretty good as far as adds go. ... the guy coming off the plane at the end of that clip was supposed to be our idiot prime minister, who last year in the middle of our bush fire tragedy went on a holiday to hawaii
 
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